Veggietales Facts

The one Twitter account that posts high quality Christan facts and also about Veggie Tales.

Guy 1: Hey did you see Veggietales facts most recent tweet?
Guy 2: No. What is it?
Guy 1: "Does anyone know any demonic rituals you can do with household supplies? I'm on a budget."

by SomeRandomSnake April 21, 2021

veggie monster

a truly messed up Sesame Street character gone wrong. They took my beloved cookie eating monster away from me and replaced him with this son of a bitch"the veggie monster." No one cares if your child is fat, it's just a show, how about better parenting. The song "C is for cookie, that's good enough for me" has been changed to "A Cookie Is a Sometimes Food,". Bullshit.

fat little son of a bitch: do you re3member the cookie monster?
me: yea, its fat little kids like you that got him changed to the veggie monster.

by BSBSBSBS July 23, 2007

Veggie Tales And Chill

Basically like netflix and chill but instead of smashing and watching Netflix you cuddle and watch VeggieTales.

Yo girl you wanna go Veggie Tales and Chill? We can just chill and get Lit and cuddle. We would watch Netflix but that’s boreing af.

by LittyDaddy July 27, 2018

veggie rap

when a rap or freestyle has little substance

yo, jimmy's always rapping about girls and cars. straight up veggie raps.

by es. jay. dubs. July 6, 2010

Bed Veggie

Typically a female who remains rather lifeless during intercourse. One who lacks in sexual excitement, possesses the qualities of a paralyzed individual, and expects his or her partner to do all the "work".

Guy A) So how'd it go last night?? You sleep with her? I heard she was a freak!

Guy B) Sleep with her? Yes. A freak? No. She just laid there, a complete bed veggie.

by JosesRoo December 28, 2011

Drooling Veggie

The phrase used to describe a retard with the IQ of a vegetable and the talent of an Autistic person (Drooling)

Person 1: Oh look, who's that sexy boy ?
Person 2: Oh its just a "drooling veggie", his name is Jonah

by LeBadAtEnglish June 3, 2015

Veggie Pusher

much like a drug pusher, veggie pushers are constantly pushing the vegetarian lifestyle onto you by telling you that your way of eating is wrong and should be changed.

vegetarian hipster: "Ughh, meat is like, so gross, why do you even eat it, you should like go vegetarian , its like, so much better."

anti vegetarian hipster: "why must you be such a veggie pusher?"

by janvale November 20, 2009