Vegetarian

A modern diet followed by people who, for various reasons, don't eat animals. Eating animals used to be necessary in the stone age, but we now have the knowledge and resources to follow a healthy vegan diet. Contrary to popular belief, it IS possible to follow a vegetarian diet and still consume adequate protein. Soy products and other legumes contain amounts of protein comparable to meat, and also contain less fat. Most vegetarians are thinner and healthier than people who eat meat, and live on average 7 years longer.

Who wants some yummy scorched animal muscles slathered in partially congealed cooked blood and fat?
Um, no thanks, I'm a vegetarian.

by Amanda is Naff July 9, 2003

vegetarian

people who don't eat animal flesh.

But eat some products.

It's not hard as words go.

"I don't eat anything with eyes, except potatoes."

by matthew sheffield July 26, 2003

Vegetarian

We're a bit of a wanker group, contrary to popular thought vegetarians aren't against eating animals. We're actually a group of people with a vendetta against plants, so much so we spend all our energy on making plants lives miserable & forget about eating meat.
Our favourite past times include drowning beans
peeling vegetable skin off
spraying organic shit all over plants
& ripping fruits off the limbs of plants.

And here was you stereotyping us as hippie-preachers against harming life

John planted seeds to make his garden bountiful in plant-life, little did the plants know John was a bit of a wanker who was going to kill them mercilessly & make soup out of their bodies.
The vegetarian bastard

by dumbguy1anddumbguy2 May 5, 2011

Vegetarian

A person who isn't fucking scared of him.

I'm a vegetarian and I ain't fucking scared of him

by I'mnotcertain December 1, 2010

Vegetarian

One who does not eat meat. Includes Vegans, a sub-group of people who do not eat any animal products and fruitatarians who do not kill any living thing for food.

I have made a personal, ethical, choice to be a vegetarian.

by Stilanas July 19, 2003

vegetarian

Someone who abstains from eating meat, but not dairy products (eggs can be argued for one way or the other), in protest that the meat market is so poorly regulated and primitive. We have experimental technology that allows for growing organs with stim cell research, why shouldn't we be able to grow a slab of muscle that never has to have eyes or lips?

Not to be confused with Veganism, wherein no animal products whatsoever are eaten.

Vegetarians are often a helluva lot healthier than their omnivorous fellow humans.

by Darksea (Darcy) July 31, 2003

vegetarian

Someone who is conscious of the way that animals are treated in industrial farming. Someone who realises its perfectly natural to eat meat, but chooses not to because of the torture, humiliation, pain, misery, suffering and disrespect of animals. All brought about by the greed of certain money obsessed corporations and the ignorance of the (somewhat uneducated) mass public.

"i am vegetarian because i do not want to be responsible for the atrocities of intensive farming..."

by jeffreyareola February 25, 2004