Velosarapture

A giant creature that lurks in the night to feed on dead souls, specifically; fans of the Twilight series.

The velosarapture took the souls of every Twilight series fan in history while they were sleeping.

by Velosarapture July 21, 2014

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velocity

your chemistry teacher says this instead of speed to sound like a scientist

The speed... oh wait velocity of the car is 40 mph.

by pancake king June 10, 2020

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Velocirapstar

Noun, slang

Not a velociraptor with a sense of quality music, as the name might suggest, but a girl singing high pitched karaoke. Often used as a mating call.

"Wow, those screeches must come from a nearby velocirapstar. We better get out of here before it tries to mate with us."

by Please:Don't May 19, 2014

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Velocipastor

It’s a movie.
About dinosaurs.

Person 1: Did you saw the movie Velocipastor.
Person 2: Bruh wtf is that.
Person 3: *cries*

by MasinaDeSpalt69 August 2, 2020

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Velociraptors are the most intelligent species of dinosaurs. 12,000 years ago, they built high-tech civilizations and were far more advanced than humans are today. However, their version of the Cold War forced most of the velociraptors to escape into space once a high caliber explosive was sent their way. Being such an advanced civilization, the velocirators were able to survive in space and travel from planet to planet. This explosive was responsible for the extinction of every dinosaur (except for the velociraptors, of course). Although the other extremely-advanced velociraptors blamed the explosion on a meteorite, they died from starvation and life was restarted. Now, there are space dinosaurs.

"I met a velociraptor"

by Pie Stealer May 16, 2014

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