Vatication

When the Pope abdicates the the Chair (cathedra) of Peter before his natural death, the Emeritus Pope is said to be on permanent Vatication.

Vatication is like the ultimate staycation, since it is a vacation in the Vatican taken on a permanent basis by Emeritus Pope.

Emeritus Pope Benedict XVI starts his permanent Vatication on February 28, 2013, the day he abdicates the pontifical throne, doffs his signature red Prada loafers, and his papal ring is destroyed.

by Neologian-PJG February 27, 2013

Vatican III

A derogatory term for buttheads who steal intellectual property.

"Look Vatican III up on Wikipedia QUICK... I stole it from urban dictionary they may delete it. If they did then open the attachment in this email."

by Galloway March 10, 2008

Vatican

The most populous country in the world, enslaving billions of people. The Vatican's religion is stricly similar to a mix of Ancient Egyptian religions, with a pharoah. Made of Roman Catholics that swear their loyalty to always follow the Vatican government first, then their own country. Contains laws like burning its own people that disagrees with the government, and doing whatever the pope says. Citizens of the Vatican believe the priests can pull God outta the sky and sacrifice him again.

Are Vaticans Christian?
No, they follow pagan beliefs.

by daCat July 24, 2008

Vatican Assassin Warlock

n. Charlie Sheen. Don't believe it? He admitted it himself during his radio meltdown!

News Anchor: This just in. Apparently Charlie Sheen is a Vatican Assassin Warlock. Watch out...he works for the Pope and murders people!

by loop zoop July 1, 2011

Vatican roulette

Unprotected sex in which the male pulls out prior to ejaculation. Also known as the pull and pray method. Of dubious effectiveness in comparison to condoms or birth control.

I didn't have any jimmy caps so I had to resort to some Vatican roulette with Sarah last night at the party. Let's hope I didn't knock her up.

by Scotty007 December 11, 2006

Vatican Twins

Interchangeable with the term "Irish Twins," Vatican Twins are two siblings who were born less than 12 months apart. Derived from the perception that Irish Catholics, due to their opposition to birth control, would have many children in short periods of time.

My parents got drunk a lot in the 80s and that's how come my sister and I are Vatican Twins.

by evvfrenchie April 14, 2009

vagicano

the simple act of putting about half a cup of baking soda into a womans vagina and then taking a turkey baster and shooting some vinegar up and into her vagina, shake well, and watch the scientific process of a real live volcano erupting in front of your eyes

>man, billy stole my idea of a volcano for the science fair. what should i do?
<dude you should use your mom instead of a volcano and make a vagicano
>sweet.

by Errrn October 18, 2006