valve

A slow company that manufactures Half-life. Renowned for its eventual quality, yet sluggish nature

Person1: Hey, is that game out yet??
Person2: No
Person1: Why!?
Person2: Valve
Person1: Oh. I see.

by 123 June 13, 2004

Valve

A game company that doesn't know how to count to 3

So theres tf2 left for dead 2 half life 2 but no fucking half life 3 goddamnit valve

by metallicaandmegadetharegreat June 3, 2020

Valve week

An interval of Valve time from 2 weeks to a month.

"Hey, DOD:S is going to be released next week!"

"But that's a Valve week. Expect it in September."

by Stuart P. Bentley November 20, 2005

garden variety

the usual, something/one which is indistinguishable from a group that is used to describe it/them.

My little brother is your garden variety brat.

by Laird December 8, 2003

Garden Variety Lesbians

The normal, average or typical lesbians. Lesbians that are obvious in the way they look or by thier personalities.

Yea dude, those are some garden variety lesbians for sure.

by Princess Addeline August 14, 2016

Clacker Valve

Slang word for Anus.

"Got this lady back to mine last night and I give her one right up the Clacker Valve!!!

by Bobbymoore May 8, 2010

Valveteen Rub

When the performer of fellatio has false teeth and removes them to allow the gums to come into play.

Kelly: So, you want a blow job.
John: Hell yes.
** Kelly removes her teeth **
John: WTF!!??
Kelly: What? You never had a valveteen rub?

by buckonz March 5, 2010