Valdon

A sexy mf. Quite an asshole

Yo, check out that Valdon over there

by Theman425964 November 29, 2018

valonia

Cute ong no cap emo baddie ong fat thighs bro like ong bro you need one bro like this like ✅✅✅✅

valonia more like cute gottem XD

by plutodoinyourMother July 6, 2021

Missis Vallonei

She is the best english teacher u can imagine.
if u are reading this i like u but ill never admit it and it's fine that way because its funny to tease eachother, so please Ignore this

Gud morining, i em missis vallonei end ai am iour inglish ticer. (To read with a very heavy southern italian accent, A/N)

by OOGOFODJFPEWJ January 11, 2021

vulmonk

A mixture of the species vulture and chipmonk. The subject may mooch off others (such as a vulture) but have the facial expressions that resemble a chipmonk.

Me: stop eting my Emerson lunch VULMONK!!!!
Vulmonk: huhuhuhuhuhuhuh.........(chipmonk grin insues)

by schmuckey MCduckey July 21, 2006

Valon

A person that is easily owned at video games. Its not that he is a noob because he has had much time to practice but doesnt get any better.

Omg you been playing that game for 3 months and your still a Valon!

by noobman11 May 24, 2007

valmorpharize

verb, 1. the improper spelling of valmorphanize.
-see also valmorification.
*minus ten thousand nerd-skill-level points for not engaging the mute/closed-captioning feature on your TV in conjunction with your DVD broadcast to verify the spelling of the invented words in the script.

If you were the red commie bastard puppet character, Kim Jong-il, in TEAM AMERICA, WORLD POLICE you would pronounce the word, "valmorpharize."

by Little Joe McCarthy Boyd July 29, 2005

Tar Valon

In Robert Jordan's The Wheel of Time, Tar Valon is the ancient city of the Aes Sedai. Tar Valon is home to the White Tower where women learn to channel Saidar, the female half of the One Power. Tar Valon is situated on an island in the middle of the River Erinin. Tar Valon is one of the few Ogier built cities left.

Egwene al'Vere left the Emond's Field to train to become an Aes Sedai at Tar Valon.

by The First Weaver January 8, 2011