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Valkyrie Chrome Cock 

A sex move where you use that silver spray paint from Mad Max on your dick then run and jump at the pussy/ass hole so precisely that it slides right in as you scream "To Valhalla!!!"

If your dick misses its target, you are honor-bound to bottom.
I tried giving her the Valkyrie Chrome Cock last night, but I missed so she had to get the strap-on.
Valkyrie Chrome Cock by NoxMelo April 11, 2020

Valkyrie bitch 

A female that possesses a few or many traits of machismo of men. Also has the badass-ness to beat up most if not all men.
"Dude did Courtney just straight up whoop Jason's ass? Man that's a valkyrie bitch if I ever did see one."

"That valkyrie bitch of an ex-girlfriend Trish completely destroyed my car with a baseball bat."
Valkyrie bitch by Raging Asian April 8, 2016

valkyrie's kiss 

Noun.
When a hot shell casing from a firearm burns your skin and leaves a visible mark. Also known as a Valkyrie Kiss, kiss of a Valkyrie, or a Gun Hickey.
I went to the gun range this week and got a Valkyrie's Kiss on my arm!

Valkyrie Squad 

The most badass group of hard workers. These people are most driven and productive type.
You see that Valkyrie Squad? I want to be one.
Valkyrie Squad by Country71 September 1, 2018

valkyrie.twilight

“Do you know who @valkyrie.twilight is?”
“Oh she’s someone who uses TikTok and Instagram but she’s really quiet.”
valkyrie.twilight by justadumbass December 29, 2020

Nora Valkyrie 

An energetic and happy orphan who fights monsters with a Grenade Launching Hammer who can't be hurt by lightning.
Nora Valkyrie by La Luna Loco March 14, 2017