Operation Valkyrie

The pursuit of physical intimacy with the opposite sex. The hunt for a worthy piece of poontang. In essence, penetration of the vaginal area... by any means necessary!

Mike: I really need to hook up with ______

Pierre: So you're telling me that Operation Valkyrie is in effect?

Mike: Indeed. Operation Valkyrie is in effect...

by Colonel Claus von Stauffenberg September 21, 2009

valkyrie's kiss

Noun.
When a hot shell casing from a firearm burns your skin and leaves a visible mark. Also known as a Valkyrie Kiss, kiss of a Valkyrie, or a Gun Hickey.

I went to the gun range this week and got a Valkyrie's Kiss on my arm!

by PewPewPew 'Merica May 31, 2018

Valkyrie Chrome Cock

A sex move where you use that silver spray paint from Mad Max on your dick then run and jump at the pussy/ass hole so precisely that it slides right in as you scream "To Valhalla!!!"

If your dick misses its target, you are honor-bound to bottom.

I tried giving her the Valkyrie Chrome Cock last night, but I missed so she had to get the strap-on.

by NoxMelo April 11, 2020

Brave Valkyrie Ev' 2A

valt's superking/surge bey

Man, did you buy Brave Valkyrie Ev' 2A?
Nah it was too expensive

by random_boiz October 26, 2020

Be the valkyrie

-The odd man out, referencing the game series Gauntlet and an old add stating, "Four players, one has to be the valkyrie."
-To take what no one wants.

*Three friends play zombie shooter*
Player 1"I will take this well-lit, easy to barricade kitchen."
Player 2"I will take this well-lit, easy to defend hut."
Player 1"Looks like Player 3 will have to be the valkyrie and take the poorly-lit, multi-roomed, basement with a ton of corners for anything to hide behind and tunnels leading to who knows where."

by tbclycan May 25, 2011

Vending Valkyrie

Someone who wanders over to an obviously empty vending machine and stares at it for several minutes in the hope that through sheer will power alone the vending machine will magically refill itself.

He stared at me with that vacant look for several minutes like a Vending Valkyrie.

by Tiglath June 24, 2015

Valkyrie Squad

The most badass group of hard workers. These people are most driven and productive type.

You see that Valkyrie Squad? I want to be one.

by Country71 September 1, 2018