a mostly white school located in westchester new york where you can find the most want to be gangsters. they will find a way to try and take something you have while getting high in one of the bathrooms every period and if you think you are out of weed and wanting to get high no problem just go to a middle schooler and steal one of there carts. the sports are decent and overall everybody acts more entitled then they really are. in valhalla you can find your soundcloud rappers, want to be criminals, stoners and athletes but one thing you will never find is an attractive female. you can also find a fight in the courtyard before, during and after school.
by valhallahead September 8, 2021
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Valhalla kisses
A colloquial term referring to the act of giving or receiving cunnilingus while one partner is positioned sitting on the other partner’s face. The name humorously exaggerates the intensity of the experience by implying that engaging in it would cause one to “die” and go directly to Valhalla, the hall of fallen warriors in Norse mythology. The expression is therefore metaphorical, using hyperbole to suggest extreme pleasure rather than literal death.
A colloquial term referring to the act of giving or receiving cunnilingus while one partner is positioned sitting on the other partner’s face. The name humorously exaggerates the intensity of the experience by implying that engaging in it would cause one to “die” and go directly to Valhalla, the hall of fallen warriors in Norse mythology. The expression is therefore metaphorical, using hyperbole to suggest extreme pleasure rather than literal death.
Tonight, it will be you, me and a lot of Valhlla Kisses.
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I need some Valhalla Kisses.
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"Your Valhalla Kisses is to die for, over and over again"
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The taste of you the Valhalle Kisses way!
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I need some Valhalla Kisses.
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"Your Valhalla Kisses is to die for, over and over again"
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The taste of you the Valhalle Kisses way!
by ProfessorKeyser March 2, 2026
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Tonight, it will be you, me and a lot of Valhlla Kisses.
Or
I need some Valhalla Kisses.
Or
"Your Valhalla Kisses is to die for, over and over again"
Or
The taste of you the Valhalle Kisses way!
Or
I need some Valhalla Kisses.
Or
"Your Valhalla Kisses is to die for, over and over again"
Or
The taste of you the Valhalle Kisses way!
by ProfessorKeyser March 3, 2026
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Much like the Valhalla of Norse Mythology where warriors could battle forever without tire.
Much like the Valhalla of Norse Mythology where warriors could battle forever without tire.
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