Valentine

The act of Passing out drunk right before having sex with your girlfriend/wife

After puking up a storm, I laid down waiting for my girl to put the condom on me and I Valentined out.

by matressReker September 7, 2011

Valentine

A big-dick nigga that doesn't give two shits. Don't fuck with him or he'll rape you.

"Bro, that nigga Valentine'd his teacher cus she gave him a bad grade."

by SmokeANigga March 1, 2018

valentine

a miserable day for all of the single masochists out there who think that it would be fun going outside on a valentines day with a kit-kat bar

friend: "Hey! Wanna hang out with me today? It is valentines day after all"
a masochist: "Nah, I'm outta kit-kat"
friend: "what the frick?"

by Rua the persian road September 30, 2019

Valentine

A amazing girl that you should follow on Instagram @amourxval

You should follow Valentine on Instagram

by Amourxval January 5, 2020

Valentine

Usually a sore overweight loser who thinks he’s a model and can get any chick he wants. Typically drinks mikes hard lemonade because beer has a nasty taste. Misses Dallas but also misses his diet plan.

Woah guys it’s valentine, he’s still fucking fat.

by TwinCityBallers69 January 29, 2020

valentine

Chill out and relax

Have a valentine day brownie

by Letmebeasecret April 1, 2021

Valentine

Valentine a name that is for someone who is warmed hearted and beautiful she is the person to always go and ask for help if you need any, she stands up to people who are doing wrongs and not rights.

“Hey are you okay?”
“No I’m kinda sad”
“Oh then just go and talk to valentine!”

by Pseud0nym88356 April 2, 2021