An individual who is so hopelessly obsessed with being negative and weak that they engulf all of their immediate company in the dirty, moist folds of their misery.
Steve is such a Sandy Vagiant! He left his cellphone at the last bar and he won't shut the fuck about it. Hes making the entire bachelor party put our plans on hold to go back and get it.
by I am the Travis May 2, 2018

Definition 1: Vagiant - derives from the words Vampire + Giant, meaning something extremely large and awesome nothing is bigger than a vagiant. Douche - a word of many meanings, but in this context, it is used as an insult, generally to those of the male persuasion, when referring to someone who possesses all of the qualities one might imagine when thinking of someone named Chad, Guy or Butch
Definition 2: a person, generally male, who behaves like a comlete idiot to the point of douchebaggery however, with an extra spice of complete outrageousness
Definition 2: a person, generally male, who behaves like a comlete idiot to the point of douchebaggery however, with an extra spice of complete outrageousness
Person A: Look at those flip flops, tight shirt and sunglasses Chad is wearing. It's winter.
Person B: That guy is a vagiant douche!
Person A: Agreed.
Person B: Mango
Person A: Hot Cross Bunnies
Person B: That guy is a vagiant douche!
Person A: Agreed.
Person B: Mango
Person A: Hot Cross Bunnies
by JEKAMANGO January 24, 2011

by biggitybam123 December 19, 2009

Person 1: I don't want to fight that guy, he will definitely kick my ass!
Person 2: Come on, you can do it, don't be a vagiant!
Person 2: Come on, you can do it, don't be a vagiant!
by elarmthecity March 17, 2013

The new word is vagiant is giant and vagina in one. It's what u call a big pussy, a bitch with a big pussy, or a stubborn scared person.
by shaggy2112 March 13, 2018

by GoongaGaLunga March 16, 2015

"Wow, Emma, your taco is vagiant."
"Thanks, Sweet Iain, I stuffed it full of meat and cheese. It is delicious."
"Thanks, Sweet Iain, I stuffed it full of meat and cheese. It is delicious."
by Isanand February 7, 2015
