Vadget

Any use of a non-sexual device for the purpose of female masturbation. Any gadget that could be used to stimulate the vagina that is not considered sexual in nature...

I found a sweet vadget to masturbate with.

by Futureghst-MJC March 27, 2011

Sarah Vandella

Sarah Vandella, what in words could I use to describe such a flat ass disproportional subpar “acting” whore. She is always hungry and can't shut up, may I add that her mock-up titties are of the largest size whilst her ass is is non existent. All that can possibly come from her mouth is, shit (literally 2girls1cup). she has an unhealthy obsession with her father and having NO friends to seem cooler. She loses people quite quickly and let me tell you how annoying her voice is. If Fran Drescher had a child, Sarah would be the offspring, all she can talk about, other than shit, is how she is American and pad Thai noodles. There is not a time where this bitch isn't stuffing her face with cum, while Hentai is playing in the background. I bet she masterbates to herself while listening to Bieber.

Dylan: Ewh who is that flat ass whore?

Jhonny: Oh shes def a Vandella....

Dylan : gross.
Sarah Vandella has NO CLASS.

by Dylan johnnydouglas May 10, 2019

Pink Darth Vader

The human male's generative organ. This modern term for the penis is due to the tool in question's marked resemblance to the principal miscreant in the Star Wars movies of the late seventies and early eighties. Except pink.

Han Solo wrestling with the Pink Darth Vader is an extremely well constructed euphemistic term for male masturbation.

by Brian Munich May 22, 2008

The Dirty Valdez

When Big Oil ass rapes an entire region then smears the toxic remains over several hundred miles creating a mustache or Dirty Valdez.

In 1989 Exxon gave Alaska The Dirty Valdez because a future governor would not abort her love child.

by pubesforpetrolem June 15, 2010

Darth Vadering

When you're nose is clogged so you have to breathe onto the guy's dick while giving head, resulting in the signature Darth Vader sound

My girl said she wasn't getting sick but she was Darth Vadering the entire time she was sucking on my dick

by Honey Beeatch February 12, 2017

Eddie/Edgar Valden

The best person in the entire world whom i love with my entire heart and would do anything for <3

1: who is that?
2: Eddie/Edgar Valden, obviously. Hes the best

by Luca Balsa<3 August 7, 2021

Vaidehi

Usually has black hair and beautiful brown eyes. She has a heart like no other. No matter how much she hurts she will always have time for you. She is one to keep her love life private. She flirts with so many guys it’s to hard to count. She has a beautiful smile and is super smart. Many people think of vaidehi as a great sister.

Have you seen vaidehi today.
No I haven’t seen that fine girl.

by Flowerlover46 April 3, 2019