1) Stereotypical, obnoxious person from Utah. Almost always Mormon, big into snowboarding, Republican, etc.
2) A dialect native to Utah, often spoken by said people.
2) A dialect native to Utah, often spoken by said people.
1) UTARD: Hey, dudes, lets go play a wicked game of Gatorade Pong after we're done hitting the slopes!
ME: Shut the fuck up, you're such a Utard.
2) UTARD: My house is in between the moun'n and the crick in American Fark.
ME: Shut the fuck up, you're such a Utard.
2) UTARD: My house is in between the moun'n and the crick in American Fark.
by Rowdy_801 March 20, 2013
Get the Utard mug.A combination of Utah and Retard. Usually designated for Utah's notoriously bad drivers (or Mormons), Utards learned to drive on a tractor that doesn't have blinkers, mirrors or go above 30 mph (in the fast lane).
That dude drives like a fucking Utard. Partying with Utards is boring; all they do is read scriptures and eat jello.
by Incogitatus April 6, 2008
Get the utard mug.adv., An improvement upon ones former status as retarded. This is simply a change, not a state of being.
Yo, ever since Leroy got hooked on phonics he started gettin' uptarded and shit...too bad he's still a dumb biznitch
by Lonewolf March 17, 2003
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Get the utardia mug.Typical narrow minded more often than not never been out of the state, goodie goodie from Utah. Often LDS or used to be. Main goals
In life are to have as many kids as possible and believe they accomplished something. Often married by 18. Drive exactly the speed limit or 5 miles under it. Drive the speed limit in the passing Lane. The believe true comedy lies in a fart joke. Rarely had more than 3 sexual partners in their life time. Say oh my heck. Super vanilla.
In life are to have as many kids as possible and believe they accomplished something. Often married by 18. Drive exactly the speed limit or 5 miles under it. Drive the speed limit in the passing Lane. The believe true comedy lies in a fart joke. Rarely had more than 3 sexual partners in their life time. Say oh my heck. Super vanilla.
Get out of the passing lane fucking utard!
Billy just had his 8th kid. He’s 30. Utard.
John is asking you guys to keep
It down at this restaraunt/bar and try not to drink in front of his kids. Tell John to suck my cock and not being his kids to an adult establishment. Fucking utard.
Billy just had his 8th kid. He’s 30. Utard.
John is asking you guys to keep
It down at this restaraunt/bar and try not to drink in front of his kids. Tell John to suck my cock and not being his kids to an adult establishment. Fucking utard.
by JaimeNMCH February 2, 2018
Get the Utard mug.1) The past tense of increasing your retardation, making it greater, in retard style.
2) Making something retarded, making it suit your decore or general liking.
2) Making something retarded, making it suit your decore or general liking.
1) Freddy Schmoo uptarded himself by setting fire to his pants with his hands tied behind his back. All unintentionally, of course.
2) I uptarded my bedroom by covering the carpet with flour and wheat.
2) I uptarded my bedroom by covering the carpet with flour and wheat.
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