Definitions by JaimeNMCH

Utard

Typical narrow minded more often than not never been out of the state, goodie goodie from Utah. Often LDS or used to be. Main goals
In life are to have as many kids as possible and believe they accomplished something. Often married by 18. Drive exactly the speed limit or 5 miles under it. Drive the speed limit in the passing Lane. The believe true comedy lies in a fart joke. Rarely had more than 3 sexual partners in their life time. Say oh my heck. Super vanilla.

Get out of the passing lane fucking utard!

Billy just had his 8th kid. He’s 30. Utard.

John is asking you guys to keep
It down at this restaraunt/bar and try not to drink in front of his kids. Tell John to suck my cock and not being his kids to an adult establishment. Fucking utard.

Utard by JaimeNMCH February 2, 2018