urk! 

The sound made by an individual when they hear something but cannot quite believe it to be true, due to its shocking nature. It is a designed to sound inquisitive..like "what?" but also shocked like "ahhh!"

Brownie - I just received a very deep papercut to the tip of my penis
Matt - URK?!?!?!

urk! by Browners07 May 13, 2005

urk/irk 

annoy heavily

you urk me

urk/irk by James February 9, 2003

urk my soul 

To really be annoying, To really get on somebody's nerves

"you f**k bag, you urk my soul

urk my soul by J_love October 12, 2007

Urk-Bush 

A combination of George W. Bush and Steve Urkel. Considered by many to be an abomination.

Steve: Did you see that Urk-Bush video on the Internet?
Dale: What's an Urk-Bush?
Steve: What does it sound like?
Dale: Urkel's pubes?
Steve: Why do I hag out with you?

Urk-Bush by Comrade 47 October 8, 2008

Urk Off 

Masturbating to the 1989-1998 show, Family Matters. Term derived from the character Steve Urkel.

Timmy changed the channel to TBS, which at the time was playing an old episode of Family Matters. He then proceeded to Urk Off.

Urk Off by Dr. Robotron 3000 September 20, 2010

erk or urk

More like an onomatopoeia (the word used to describe a sound). Erk/urk - to squeal tires, the sound of squealing tires. Tire burn out.

Hey, you heard that tire-squealin' in the street right after that gunshot? Yeah, they erk or urk d them tires.

erk or urk by somenothingness June 17, 2010

Fake Urk 

An urk is a mystical and extremely rare drug and is often synthetically produced but sold as if it were the real deal. Taking a Fake Urk believed to have drug-like effects—can trigger placebo-driven neurochemical responses, leading to perceived intoxication, cognitive distortions, and psychosomatic symptoms. Expectancy effects engage dopaminergic and serotonergic pathways, creating sensations of euphoria, dizziness, or relaxation despite the absence of active compounds. Repeated exposure may reinforce pseudo-dependency, demonstrating the brain’s power to generate subjective drug effects purely through belief.

After taking what he thought was a powerful hallucinogen, Mark stared at the blank wall for an hour, convinced he was seeing patterns—only to later realize he had fallen victim to Fake Urk.

Fake Urk by The real pahooga February 25, 2025