Hardcore Unemployed

something that is so incredibly badass or awesinine that this adjective is the only thing that could possibly come close to describing it. the ultimate superlative word. if you or anything you say gets labeled this for a good reason, then you are pretty much God for that moment. if it's a bad thing, well you are probably about to die.

1. "yeah i could have dated Keira Knightly but i decided not to"
"man, not only does that suck hardcore unemployed but you are the most hardcore unemployed gaywad ever made!"
2. "wow she's so hardcore unemployed loose"
3. "you got me Jaws: the game! wow this is supposed to be so hardcore unemployed!!1!11!!!"
4. snakes on a plane.

by Jarricklietti Productions December 24, 2006

shake hands with the unemployed

what guys who can't get a girlfriend do

When someone has spent too long in the toilet: "Have you been shaking hands with the unemployed?"

by Monodon July 27, 2004

unemployed

A female whose face is just isnt working out

That bitch needs to watch my kids, maybe babysitting; damn that bitch is unemployed!

by XWF May 10, 2005

Pre-Unemployed

Since you have not yet been employed full time you are not considered unemployed by the government. This describes the limbo period from when you graduate from College/University and you find a job.

Generally a "Pre-Unemployed" person moves back in with their parents and works odd jobs until a career in their field of study is found.

It is usually a soul crushing period of ones life.

In recent years due to the Recession the number of "Pre-Unemployed" people has grown tremendously.

Thank god I got a job offer before graduation, My sister didn't and she has been Pre-Unemployed for almost a year.

by CmeDiG April 30, 2011

Gainfully unemployed

The act of having the ability, mentally and physically, to work and provide for yourself, but instead you choose to do nothing and rely on the government for your needs.

Despite Bill being gainfully unemployed and contributing nothing to society, he continues to whine relentlessly about income inequality.

by Joedaddy755 September 5, 2021

Unemployed

People who don't understand, usually, that their wealth comes from my taxes

Some blm protesters were unemployed people who only wanted to loot and riot

by Sexydimma January 1, 2022

Unemployed server

A server full of mfs cranking 90s and running light speed, commonly seen in FPS games.

"fuck I got placed in the Unemployed Server"

by JimmyJimmersonThe6th December 6, 2024