Unfar

When someone or something is at a close distance

Dude let’s walk to 7-11 it’s unfar

by woahitsmae March 5, 2020

unfadeable

Not able to be faded. That which is sublime, above rational comparison.

It's unfadeable, the way I blaze this track...

by Boomer May 4, 2000

unfadeable

unable to be faded

That does not bother me. I am unfadeable.

by james September 2, 2003

unfreakinbelievable

Just too much for words to adequately express, epecially in cases of gross stupidity or ignorance.

She: Did you hear that customer just walk in and ask for an EX-presso maker?

He: Unfreakinbelievable.

by What - are you some kind of fucktard? September 4, 2008

digitally unfreshen up

The gratuitous use of any photo editing tool made to make someone (usually celebrities) look like shit. Seen on every issue ever published by The National Enquirer or any check stand lane tabloids. Making people unattractive to make them attractive and making them look like a celebutard (only to sell magazines).

Digitally vandalized images. Or digitally altered in some way to some extent more or less. Closely related to digitally freshen up

Madonna's arms, Kirstie Alley's girth, and Angelina Jolie's face and lips, have been digitally unfreshend up so many times, it's not even shocking anymore.

I had to digitally unfreshen up some photos of my douchey ex before I could post them on Facebook.

by clintonk May 8, 2011

unfacebook

The act of making one's life more private

Status update:
Max is unfacebooking.

by Fraggle Max October 1, 2007

unfartable

A time when it is rude or untimely to fart yet one has to.

He was on a date with a hot chick and knew if he farted he would ruin it, so he decided it was an unfartable time.

by Jonathan David Sterling December 25, 2010