unemployeet

A term, signifying a recent job one may have lost.

Mike : Did you hear about John?

Dave : No dude, what the happened?

Mike : He got unemployeeted.

Dave : That’s crazy bro...

by RealFreshDefine August 21, 2019

unemployed

to jonese at home all day everyday

Tyson Oliveira has been unemployed for decades

by Nico Malorni April 1, 2008

unemployed

A bug ass nigga with no hoes n no job.

damn, he unemployed

by completelyinept December 11, 2016

Unemployed

A state of being in which one does not hold a current job; being lazy because you have no choice; the reality that nobody wants to hire you.

Jackie is kicking ass at being unemployed!

by The Red85 August 1, 2012

Hardcore Unemployed

something that is so incredibly badass or awesinine that this adjective is the only thing that could possibly come close to describing it. the ultimate superlative word. if you or anything you say gets labeled this for a good reason, then you are pretty much God for that moment. if it's a bad thing, well you are probably about to die.

1. "yeah i could have dated Keira Knightly but i decided not to"
"man, not only does that suck hardcore unemployed but you are the most hardcore unemployed gaywad ever made!"
2. "wow she's so hardcore unemployed loose"
3. "you got me Jaws: the game! wow this is supposed to be so hardcore unemployed!!1!11!!!"
4. snakes on a plane.

by Jarricklietti Productions December 24, 2006

shake hands with the unemployed

what guys who can't get a girlfriend do

When someone has spent too long in the toilet: "Have you been shaking hands with the unemployed?"

by Monodon July 27, 2004

unemployed

A female whose face is just isnt working out

That bitch needs to watch my kids, maybe babysitting; damn that bitch is unemployed!

by XWF May 10, 2005