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Tour Of The Undercarriage

To pretty much run someone down with your car and quickly drive over them, they come in from the front and exit out the rear, essentially giving them a tour of the underside of your car.
"He was talking all that shit at the club so when I caught him outside in my Taurus I gave him a tour of the undercarriage"
by feed me paper August 2, 2018
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Underboard

The opposite of overboard; not enough of something or some kind of extreme lack of something.
Mom: Beth Ann, don't go underboard on your school work with your texting!

Beth Ann: OMGINBD!
by Sid Barrett February 15, 2009
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Washin the undercarriage

The quick shower that a man or woman will take prior to a scheduled bang session. This may be needed to remove dingleberries from the ass, or worse odors from the tuna casserole. Washin the undercarriage is needed but yet also a waste of time since all you're going to do is shoot a load in that twat.
"Before we have have sex tonight, I'm going to be washin the undercarriage since I just worked out at the gym." Said Sarah to her hot, huge dicked husband.
by Mr Chaz January 15, 2013
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undercards

Undercards, published by Onutrem, is a game that will consume your mental energy, free time, and worst of all, your soul.
hey guys do you play undercards
no wtf get some help
by Sparing_Partner April 9, 2022
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underbrag

To say something that would be a brag isn't true.
Not to underbrag, but my penis isn't like a club.
by DentonMD May 12, 2014
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Underbrella

A tactic by which a person stays dry during a rainy period by taking advantage of an above average height stranger holding umbrellas by walking underneath them.

A person may commonly use this in densely populated areas, in order to stay dry if they have not planned ahead for poor weather.
John: "Hey Peter, where's your umbrella? It's pouring outside and you're completely dry"
Peter: "Who needs an umbrella? I just underbrella-ed over here"
by Aidoni. T July 6, 2014
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moist undercarriage

When a over sized female looks at a young male with a over sized penis she tends to get moist in her pants, due to a sexual discharge of her vagina.
Racheal got a moist undercarriage when she saw a large penis.
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