when you ride a unicycle for a long time and ur balls start to burn and you get a wedgie that hurts you butthole
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Dude-guy, I was just sittin' at the bar at Unos in Revere, you know the one just off the rotary by the Squire, and out of the corner of my eye I see this guy riding a Revere Unicycle down Route 60. Yeah, it was a $600 mountain bike with no front wheel, definitely stolen.
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Brandon was degreasing the unicycle when his girlfriend caught him in the act and gave him a helping hand
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Girl 1: John turned 13 today, though couldn't attend his birthday. He was too busy being "funny" on Uncyclopedia by calling Rihanna fat.
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UNCC students go on tantrums when they are addressed by their ACTUAL name, UNCC. They prefer to be named Charlotte so they aren't confused by the more well known and highly accredited UNC Chapel Hill. Many students want to break away from the UNC system and go by the name of University of Charlotte... which will only make the school go under the college radar even more!
Students who attend UNCC are typically people who chose the school as their "back-up plan", people who don't like to be too far from home, people who have an inflated ego and can't accept the truth.
The students will always claim that they have more school spirit than yours, and that is because they know they are lacking too many features of a real university.
In a nut shell - One step higher than a community college.
(Although some people already mistake it for one!)
UNCC students go on tantrums when they are addressed by their ACTUAL name, UNCC. They prefer to be named Charlotte so they aren't confused by the more well known and highly accredited UNC Chapel Hill. Many students want to break away from the UNC system and go by the name of University of Charlotte... which will only make the school go under the college radar even more!
Students who attend UNCC are typically people who chose the school as their "back-up plan", people who don't like to be too far from home, people who have an inflated ego and can't accept the truth.
The students will always claim that they have more school spirit than yours, and that is because they know they are lacking too many features of a real university.
In a nut shell - One step higher than a community college.
(Although some people already mistake it for one!)
UNCC Student: Well MY football team is the 49ers!!
Careless bystander: You mean the one that won't even be around until 2013..?
UNCC Student: Well we got a BRAND NEW Student Union!!
Careless bystander: Oh.. that's cool.. its only taken say.. 60 years?
UNCC Student: Yea.. well.. we BEAT your school in underwater basket weaving the other day!!
Careless bystander: (Sighs in sympathy..)
Careless bystander: You mean the one that won't even be around until 2013..?
UNCC Student: Well we got a BRAND NEW Student Union!!
Careless bystander: Oh.. that's cool.. its only taken say.. 60 years?
UNCC Student: Yea.. well.. we BEAT your school in underwater basket weaving the other day!!
Careless bystander: (Sighs in sympathy..)
by GoToARealSchool July 25, 2009
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That crazy bastard is going down the mountain with his unicycle!
I'm going to unicycle to the store for more beer.
I'm going to unicycle to the store for more beer.
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