Zombieness's definitions

Flexting

Extremely erotic way of douches sending descriptive paragraph's of their muscles via social sites.

Susan: John, why the heck did you tell me about how your muscles gave Mart a boner on Facebook?

John: Shut up whore! I was flexting.

by Zombieness June 8, 2011

Uncyclopedia

A Wiki that parodizes Wikipedia, though isn't completely as funny. Uncyclopedia is made of a surprising talented group of people who clearly understand satire, and the other 89%, which is made out of solely young children who think calling everyone a "whore", "fag" and "slut" is humorous.

Girl 1: John turned 13 today, though couldn't attend his birthday. He was too busy being "funny" on Uncyclopedia by calling Rihanna fat.

by Zombieness June 8, 2011