The Umbrella Academy

a comic book series by Gerard Way and illustrated by Gabriel Bá.

The series includes:
Apocalypse Suite
Dallas
Hotel Oblivion

It is expected to have a television adaptation be released February 15, 2019

On the same day in 1989, forty-three infants are inexplicably born to random, unconnected women who showed no signs of pregnancy the day before. Seven are adopted by Sir Reginald Hargreeves, a billionaire industrialist, who creates The Umbrella Academy and prepares his “children” to save the world. But not everything went according to plan. In their teenage years, the family fractured and the team disbanded. Now, the six surviving thirty-something members reunite upon the news of Hargreeves’ passing.

by Gourtiom December 29, 2018

Umbrella Rule

If you come prepared for a situation; most instances the object you brought will not be necessary. Much like bringing an umbrella because of rain in the forecast, but since you have the umbrella, it isn't raining, or won't rain at all.

Ron: Of course it isn't raining the day I bring my umbrella with me.

Mike: Umbrella rule dude, it'll never rain whenever you come prepared.

by baked_12 April 24, 2011

He just kept talking in one long incredibly unbroken sentence moving from topic to topic so that no one had a chance to interrupt, it was really quite hypnotic

Bridge to the Picard Song.

Captain Jean-Luc Picard of the USS Enterprise
Captain Jean-Luc Picard of the USS Enterprise
Captain Jean-Luc Picard of the USS Enterprise
Captain Jean-Luc Picard of the USS Enterprise

???

He just kept talking in one long incredibly unbroken sentence moving from topic to topic so that no one had a chance to interrupt, it was really quite hypnotic (hypnotic...)

Incredibly unbroken sentence moving from topic to topic

by fffffffffff December 24, 2007

Mama Umbridge

Character from A Very Potter Sequel, played by Joe Walker. WoMAN who lives on a diet of protein shakes, falcon eggs, and rocks. Jacob is her man. One time, a dementor kissed her, and IT DIED.

I can't believe that mama umbridge is our new defence against the dark arts teacher!

by rumbleroarr July 9, 2011

unbroly

An action that goes against the bro code.

Dude, hooking up with Phil's ex would be so unbroly of me.

by finally31 March 1, 2010

UmbrellaSexual

When you want to get it on with your umbrella ;)))

Someone whom is desperately romantically and sexually interested in umbrellas, or having intercourse with one

Seb: HOLY SHIT bro my umbrella is looking FINE today if you know what I'm saying

Riley: Not to be homophobic but that sounds a little UmbrellaSexual to me...

by your bastard father's corpse February 2, 2021

umbrellaacademyz_

A umbrella academy fanpage that’s really mean towards Luther fans

“Did you see umbrellaacademyz_ on TikTok today ?
“Yes I did “

by ASHELLHHH July 14, 2021