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ulcer

A hole in the stomach caused by excessive partying with scooby whilst at 'the office.'
The fat kid can't understand why he has an ulcer after spending $5k per week partying.
by baconjive March 20, 2006
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Bleeding Ulser

A bleeding ulser is a whole in a persons stomach. witch they get from too much "Stress" It hurts badly. Also You can throw up "blood" and You can die from it.
Bleeding ulser is a whole in a persons stomach. some times it can be a small one. and it bleeds slowly or fast.
by Megan Fighterstar September 26, 2006
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ulcer

Something that happens when skin starts to deteriorate on the body. IT HURTS, AND THEY SHOULD BURN, THEN BE BURIED, THEN GO BACK TO WHERE THEY CAME FROM. which i hope is not inside my mouth or stomach or whatever. they suck.
I got an ulcer. fml.
by IWAZHERE February 20, 2011
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Ulcer

Pains in mid-chest caused by holes in stomach or upper digestive tract. This damage is caused by excessive scooby use or other excessive partying materials (sometimes at The Office.)
The Fat Kid just can't understand how he got an ulcer after spending twenty hours per week at the strip joint.
by baconjive March 11, 2006
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unversity

People on Facebook who are unable to spell 'University' when it pops up under suggestions. Unfuckingbelievable as to how people who attend university have that on their page.
What the fuck... how can a person go to Harvard Unversity... what the fuck is wrong with them.. people should know how it is spelt if they DO go there.
by The 7th Letter July 29, 2011
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At&t Uverse

An unreliable form of multi-media broad band
Apparently similar to other types of providers.and as unreliable...

Upon initial installation, video will work for 3 days then the receiver will refuse to boot up just like the skynet virus had infected it. The Video receiver will go through a boot up of 3 dots then show the evil At&t logo and then later continue by giving you an orange screen with no explanation of what or why. Then about 5 minutes later it will give you a series of diagnostics that are useless...
Joe: "hey I just got At&T Uverse 2 days ago and its great!"

Sally:" yea mine was great till the 3rd day now it has an pretty orange screen for us to look at that never goes away"

Joe: " did you call tech support?"

Sally:" yea ...the message says -this office is closed- but I have a friend who works in the call center so I got an appointment in a couple days" I have to miss a couple days of work and miss a doctors appointment too plus I have to be home all day...but they said they are coming to fix it"

Joe: ":("
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unversation

seinfeld episode #1
jerry talks to george about which button should be done up...
by andrew January 30, 2004
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