typewriter

apparently it's the longest word that can be typed on the top row of the keyboard

Did you know that typewriter is special because of it's position on the keyboard?

by anonymous October 9, 2023

typewriter golf

A type of golf employed by most bad golfers, consists mainly of "hunting" for your ball for 10 minutes and then "pecking" it 20 yards forward.

steve: "man its really taking jim a long time to get up here to the green."

bob: "yeah he plays typewriter golf."

by newstylee April 30, 2008

Typewriter Keyboard

When you're calling on discord, and someone decides to earrape the entirety of the call with their obnoxiously loud abusage of keyboard. References to the reminiscent noise produced by a click upon a typewriter.

Can be paused momentarily if one decides to comment on it.

"ADEEN, MUTE YOURSELF OR QUIT FAPPING ON YOUR TYPEWRITER KEYBOARD."
> momentary silence
"NO, I WILL BEAT YOU WITH A SLIPPER."

by PrettySick666 January 2, 2019

Typewriter Sex

Sex on a bed but you keep almost falling off the side, so you both have to recenter yourself, but keep somehow ending up back at the edge of the bed.

"Just had typewriter sex with Cal last night, was kind of annoying even though his bed was a king size."

by MsRibb February 19, 2022

typewriter golf

A type of golf employed by most bad golfers, consists mainly of "hunting" for your ball for 10 minutes and then "pecking" it 20 yards forward.

jim: "man steve is really taking a long time to get to the green."

bob: "yeah he plays typewriter golf."

by newstylee April 28, 2008

Typewriter Telly

A single computer or the internet as a whole when considered by a stupid person.

I saw your car advertised on the typewriter telly.

by Jerry Malto September 8, 2011

Brixton typewriter

A shotgun.

Hey kid, hand me my brixton typewriter so I can dispose of this thief on my lawn.

by Jim jim the drunk August 29, 2009