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Justin Timberlake

A Memphis-native hottie (who is also a platinum-selling artist, by the way) whom lonely, single women fantasize about having sex with every night.
Lonely girl #1: oh, i had a real erotic dream last night... we were in a pool, and I was sweating a lot...
Lonely girl #2: With Justin Timberlake?
Lonely girl #1: yeah, how did you know?
Lonely girl #2: I had a dream about him, too... Only we fucked in his king-sized bed, not his pool... (Looks at lonely girl #3) Where did you and him do it again? in his studio, was it?
{britney spears}
by justinlover April 28, 2009
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Justin Timberlake

A hot and talented singer that people love to hate for no reason at all. He's not rude, ugly, or un-talented (like a lot of other celebrities,) but for some reason, people don't like talented people.
Girl #1: Oh my god, look there's Miley! I love her ugly smile, crappy songs, and all those porno pics that she does. Go Miley!

Girl #2: Oh my god, look there's Justin Timberlake! I hate his great smile, good looks, and incredible singing voice. Justin Sucks!
by Justin Timberlake's Fan August 25, 2008
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Fiddle Me Timbers

An exclamation when you are both bummed and surprised at the same time, while drunk.
Bob knocks over Dude's beer.
Dude says "Fiddle me timbers! Bob get me a new beer!"
by KeyD February 27, 2011
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scissor me timbers

A phrase used in a south park episode where Mr. or Ms. Garrison explored being a lesbian. Garrison was in bed with another woman "scissoring" (in which two women inter-lock each others legs for sexual arrousal). it is at this time that Garrison becomes excited and says "Oh yeah scissor me timbers!!!".
Lesbian: "I haven't gotten a piece of ass in a while I really wish somebody would scissor me timbers."
by Steven Siravo April 21, 2007
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justin timberlake

A hot famous guy who can sing, dance & act, what more could you want?!
That Justin Timberlake is hot, dude
by 1405Jess July 8, 2007
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Justin Timberlake

A man who is envied by every young male in the world. He is the best dancer in our day and time, and is the most GORGEOUS guy to ever step foot on earth. Everyone is simply jealous of Justin Timberlake and obviously call him a "wigger" and "wannabe" only cause they CANT and will NEVER be him.
"Justin is sucha wigger. I'm so jealous he gets all the girls and EVERYONE loves him. I wish I could be Justin Timberlake."
by oisdjfasdkf July 18, 2008
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limbering for timbering

(v.) doing exercises, often crunches or push ups, before sex in order to look marginally more fit; to do a warm up routine in preparation for raucous sex.
Girl 1- "Isn't Mike coming over?"
Girl 2- "Yeah!"
Girl 1- "Then why are you doing crunches?"
Girl 2- "I'm just limbering for timbering. It's gonna get rough tonight, plus I want to burn some flab."
by Da Sperminator March 31, 2011
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