premature textulation

The accidental sending of a text message, resulting in the recipient receiving a message that makes little to no sense.

I had a premature textulation, I sent the text that "She farted sideways..." and I almost shat myself!

by roneal October 5, 2007

Premature Textulation

When you are halfway through a text and you accidently hit the "send" button, and then you have to send another text with the other half of what you were saying.

"So, I got a text from Bob last night saying "want to fuc", but then I realized it was Premature Textulation when he sent me the other half, "kin get some dinner??"...Close call!"

"Damn, I accidently just prematurely textulated "We have to talk" to my girlfriend, when I meant to say "we need to talk about what we are getting for dinner tonight". I hope she doesn't break up with me!"

by AMchickentitsPU May 11, 2010

Titration

a precise method of adding base to acid (or the inverse)so that one may accurately determine how much of one it takes to neutralize the other.

I didn't know the molarity of this acid, but I sure as hell knew the volume of acid, and the molarity of the base. So, naturally I titrated the acid with the base to find out what volume of base was needed to neutralize the acid, and then figured out the number of moles of acid involved, with the AMaVa = BMbVb formula. I divided this number by the volume of acid, which gave me the acid's molarity. That particular proccess involving titration is called "standardization."

by James Hoover January 26, 2008

textationship

a relationship based solely on texting. No phone conversations ever take place other than brief one sentence statements such as "I'm here, open the gate".

Wow, Lauren and Jason need to get out of their textationship!

by Max Cash October 2, 2007

lost in textation

The awkward part of texting where the context of a conversation is lost without vocal and facial aid. What would normally be a joke or sarcastic comment comes off as an insult.

He got really mad at me so I guess he didn't get the joke. t was definitely lost in textation.

by Steve J August 23, 2014

Texplation

A long explanation for something that was either misunderstood or unknown put into a text message.

Girl 1: "OMG my bf totally thinks I cheated on him with Bobby at the party last night!"
Girl 2: "Send him a texplation about how Bobby wasn't even there!"

by iamnotmclovin April 4, 2010

lost in textlation

This is when a text message was sent meaning one thing, but was misinterpreted by the recipient either because they couldn't hear the intonation in the senders voice, didn't realize it was meant jokingly and/or sarcastically, or, any other misinterpretation of the text message senders true and original meaning.

"Dude, I was definitely joking when I said your Mom was at my house. I can't believe you got mad. It was just "lost in textlation."

by Pot4Scott November 17, 2014