twofer

when you get two things for the effort, price, time, or space of one

1. Hey, I can use this room as an entertainment room and a guest room--it's a twofer!

2. AP classes are twofers in that they count for high school and college.

by sillyphillygirl October 14, 2008

Twooper

is a really quick shit close to two minutes may even be a non wiper

dude we can't leave for sushi yet i gotta make some fucking room. before we leave i gotta take a twooper

by Dirty Dally22 November 3, 2009

two per

two pair, as defined by Nelly's lyrics.

I need me two per of Nike's Air Force Ones

by Jumama January 6, 2003

twoer

A person with two buttholes

Did you see that vikor guy in that gay porn last night, he was a twoer

by Stopher Reinhold October 31, 2006

TwoPercentSkimm

A legend of social deduction who's scumreading and misreading skills are unmatched.

TwoPercentSkimm is better than me at Town of Salem.

by EpicDicti0naryMak3r May 5, 2021

twoteru

Some ship in Danganronpa with Twogami and Teruteru that I ship 😀
It's cute Ngl ✨👄✨🤌

Me: I ship Twoteru 😀✌️
Some kid: you idiot

Me: 😀🔫

by anonymous December 5, 2020

Ten To Twoer

When you've gone to the club with all of your mates to pull a bird and it gets to 1:50 (10 minutes before the club shuts) and most of your mates have pulled yet you haven't. You still want to take someone home that night so you hit the dance floor to go and pull any munter or fat bird to satisfy your needs for the night. That female is a Ten To Twoer.

I was desperate to pull a bird in the club last night so I ended up with a Ten To Twoer

by BigAlphaMale May 2, 2020