twofour table

a table for four at which only two people are seated

Conrad: I had an awesome date night with Nancy at La Verdad yesterday.

Andy: Wow - isn't that place ridiculously crowded?

Conrad: Yeah it was packed - Nancy is so crafty though, she got us a twofour table in the sidewalk seating area!

by PatsFanatic August 16, 2009

Twomorrow

The new word for the day after tomorrow

Joe: hey should we meet up tomorrow?
John: nah. How about twomorrow
Joe:K

by Glenn Rizzmire February 16, 2023

twofer

when you get two things for the effort, price, time, or space of one

1. Hey, I can use this room as an entertainment room and a guest room--it's a twofer!

2. AP classes are twofers in that they count for high school and college.

by sillyphillygirl October 14, 2008

two for the pink one for the stink

see shocker

by Anonymous April 24, 2003

One for the stink and two for the pink

Also known as the shocker. Inserting the middle and index finger into the beaver and the pinky finger into the cleaver. The name shocker comes from the SHOCK the chick gets when the pinky is inserted in her ass.

Jack gave Jill one for the stink and two for the pink, and it was good.

by SpanishHizbo August 30, 2005

Two For Thirt

1. A good deal on herb, two grams for thirty dollars. 2. Ethiopian slang for an ancient herb related haggle in which a poor man barters to get two grams for thirty pence.

A: "Hey man, I was wondering if I could get some herb, my back is killing me!"
B: "Sure man, 20 for a gram, or 55 for an eigth."
A: "Two For Thirt?"
B: *Hangs Up*

by Arick Armendariz December 24, 2006

two-for-one special

Refers to da delightful situation where ya go to visit one nice in-her-late-teens chick, and she happens to have her best friend --- another hot sweet-natured teenage damsel --- over for a visit, and so ya get TWO pretty girls to hold hands with.

I usually try to visit my cutie-pie lady-friends in the afternoon or evening, since that's often when they will have one or two other equally-delightful blinky-eyed chicks over to hang out, and so I get a two-for-one special --- TWO soft warm hands to clasp or press against my cheeks, and TWO sweet smiling faces beaming shyly at me.

by QuacksO September 23, 2018