twocty

really super cool twin octopus buddies. Usally found in northwestern states. They are normally: spacey, twisty, laughy, alocoholic, messy, lumpy, moody, hungry, and many other things. Twoctys are the most excellent of people you will ever meet!

I have these two really cool friends, i guess they're twoctys... They seem pretty cool to me!

by Nicholas Flammel February 25, 2008

Twopalmsthedesky

When your boss is "NOT HAPPY" and slams his palms to the desk forcefully while yelling
"I am NOT HAPPY"

Mikey was pissed and gave me the ole "Twopalmsthedesky"

by Captian-Insano April 13, 2009

Twomance

Pronounced to rhyme with romance.

It's a relationship based on sexting, instant messaging, and DMs that all originated on TWITTER.

He had to break off our twomance, his wife found out.

by StarryTweet October 6, 2010

tocara

One of a kind... true to self...genuine..understanding most loyal person that you will ever meet..The realest.

When Tocara is around you know its a party.

by aracot January 1, 2017

twopack

The White Version Of Tupac

Jeffery:Hey james, did you hear the new twopack single?
James:Yeah, its toataly mathmatical!

by KK-Ron B-lake March 12, 2014

twocer

1)n. Thief
2)ac., Taking Without Owners Consent. The word twocer originates from the acronym TWOC.

The car was taken by a dirty twocer.

by Little Liz November 26, 2003

twotard

Two retards engaged in a stupid conversation.

Most political debates are twotarded.

by Tedro357 March 6, 2009