two

The number after one.
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Two's On That

An Ely, UK, based coloquialism. This phrase is used when one wishes to express sarcastic appreciation for an object, person or event. Pioneers of this phrase can adapt to any circumstance, despite how inappropriate and seemingly moronic. Origin of this phrase from going twosies on a cigarette. The exact adaptation is hazy and unclear.
"Two's on that face!" - describes an ugly person
"Two's on those skinners!" - describes exceedingly tight trousers ("that" can be replaced with "those" and "them")
by Two's On That Name November 24, 2006
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Two for two

When you are looking things up and any two letters can be searched and you could get a definition.
Also, I great deal for fast-food restaurants.
Got that fresh two for two deal frosty!
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Two

Refers to a girl who you have on the side.

You have a wife or steady girlfriend - she is your (#) One.

The girl on the side or the one you stash away - she is your (#) Two.

Commonly used by musicians to describe the girls "on the road."

In some cases, even if you have no "number one," a random hookup or a girl who will never be considered for the "one" spot, can also be considered a "two."

Also referred to as "doing the two."
"My wife/girlfriend isn't around, time to find me a two."

"You gonna do the two tonight?"

"Where my two's at?"
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two

the numbers of fingers highly favored for fingering.
He fingered her with two fingers.
by meg December 13, 2003
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two

One.... Two...... What the hell is taht!
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two-two

The female genitalia. Comprised of two inner lips and two outer lips, which make up the two-two. Also known as {tutu}, or 2-2, this term is often used in place of more crude choices such as {pussy}, {cunt}, or when speaking to children - in place of anotomically scary or mature words such as {vagina}.
"Let's {69}! I will put my mouth on your {tool} and you can put your mouth on my two-two!"

"Okay little Sally, remember - when you take a bath, be sure to wash your two-two."
by Shae D October 20, 2006
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