Twilight

Twilight is the time between dawn and sunrise, and the time between sunset and dusk.

Twilight is one of the most beautiful times of the day for some people.

by cheygirl24 March 5, 2009

Twilight

A book that has garnered the affection of tweenies everywhere; it tells of the neurotic, paranoid relationship between two people. They are both jealous of their rivals and continually try to kill themselves to get out of their boring lives. Neither has much of a personality to speak of though they find one another fascinating, possibly because they have never before met anyone as boring and one dimensional as themselves.

an extract from Twilight:

"Edward, what about ROSALIE?!"
"She means nothing to me, but what about Mike?!"
"Ugh you have nothing to worry about! Please don't try to kill yourself again! I mean, I don't really like Italy, maybe if the Volturi could relocate to Paris?"
"Isabella. I feel as though you are not taking me seriously. Are you shagging Jacob on the side??"

by spacer_ December 9, 2008

Twilight Zone

It is another dimension: A dimension of sound, a dimension of sight, a dimension of mind. A land of both shadow and substance, of things and ideas.

You've just crossed over into... the Twilight Zone.

by Master-Card July 15, 2006

Trump’s twilight years

A phrase referring to the 45th President of the United States’ unnaturally progressed old age which is frankly, right now, due to the stress of having reached such a seriously pronounced level of incompetence.

With all of his “success” and financial resources, it may be assumed that Trump’s twilight years are likely not the way he had imagined they would be.

by Dr Bunnygirl October 7, 2019

The Twilight Series

A book series written by Stephenie Meyers about a teen girl, Bella, who falls for a vampire, Edward. The series is basically about her and Edward's developing relationship and Bella eventually turns into a vampire so she can spend her life with a guy she met like a year ago and throws all her non-vampire relationships (ex. family, friends) away. For a guy she met literally a year ago.

Edward is also a pedophile, seeing as how he's over a century old and Bella is only around 17. However, despite the blatant romanticizing of pedophilia, suicide, and teenage pregnancies, this series is still fairly popular for whatever reason.

Fan of Twilight: Oh my god, Edward from the Twilight series is so hot! He and Bella are my One True Pairing!1!!1!
Rational Person: Um... you do know that that ship romanticizes pedophilia and abuse, right? Edward is actually kind of abusive, not to mention he's 117.

by haha irdk November 11, 2020

Twilight Plague

The Twilight Plague, also known as the Twilight Epedimic, is a mentally damaging disease that mainly affects teenage girls and boys. The disease emerged in 2006, and is characterized by severe obsession over a series of books by Stephanie Meyer. Other symptoms include but are not limited to: severe obsession over mythological creatures and characters in the book, taking quizzes online, taking over discussion boards, and verbally attacking anyone who says unfavorable things about the books.

Travis: "Would you say that I am a vampire or a werewolf?"
Megan: "..Oh great, you've been afflicted by the Twilight Plague."

by Druqks October 26, 2008

Twilight Time

n. The time between when school ends and when your parents get home.

Sweet, it's twilight time, take out the porn stash!

by Tlostinthefuture February 28, 2009