Twizzler

A better version of a rizzler. There can only be one twizzler

You not the sigma twizzler bro

by Suburban Encyclopedia May 24, 2025

[twizzler]

"Sometimes you don't know how your going to make it through, and you need some twizzlers"- Idina Menzel.

Your really super stressed, and you dont know what to do, grab a bag of twizzler, and relax.

by Defyxx February 25, 2008

Twizzler Dick

Post sex urination that comes out in multiple directions only to find all angles twisting together in a twizzler licorice type format and forming one solid stream toward the end of the pee

I had some TWIZZLER DICK when i woke up this morning.

by thefallingdream January 18, 2010

twizzler jizzler

when you shove a cherry twizzler up your ass and tell the girl to eat it out of it while you beat off into a cup and pour it onto her face

I twizzler jizzlered zach's girlfriend last night.

by carltonjohn69 May 31, 2010

Twizzler Dick

Twisted dicks in a shape that looks like a braid. Braided Dicks.

Oh shizzle they twisted their dicks into a Twizzler Dick

by nodankmemes November 25, 2019

Twizzler twat

The vagina of an obese woman that is so fat and nasty that it's all stuck together by the rolls of stomach and thigh fat. To get inside, you have to peel the vigina apart like you would a Twizzler.

Gertrude was so disgustingly fat that I had to pull apart her Twizzler twat just to get inside her.

by Mister Wunderful November 2, 2007

Twizzler Syndrome

When a guy's cock is semi-hard but won't stay up, like a twizzler. A twizzler is hard and biting into it, they are very chewy; however, they won't stay straight up when held out, they slowly fall over.

Girl 1: Did you and Jared finally hook up?
Girl 2: Yeah but he could only get a semi. He had twizzler syndrome.

by Tex-Mex Shawn C. November 25, 2010