Thinking man's Friday 

Drinks that are had on a Thursday night to avoid the Friday bar rush, reserved specifically for the 'thinking man'.

Believed to have originated in mid-2011 in Chorlton, Manchester.

- Thinking man's Friday?
- Yeah, but only a few, work in the morning.
- Of course, we're thinking tonight.

Thinking man's Friday by Chorlton_team October 25, 2011

Thinking sauce 

This is produced when you blow a massive load on your girlfriends forehead

"Fuck Stacey Forgot to pick me up a case of beer on the way home ... I'm gonna have to dump a load of thinking sauce on her head tonight "

Thinking sauce by Super jo jo and friends July 11, 2016

Egoseismic Thinking 

The belief that you actually have an effect on where earthquakes occur in the world.

Link: "Maybe it's us. Maybe us coming out here redirected the epicenter of U.S. earthquakes to where we were from."
Rhett: "That's called egocentric thinking, Link. That you think that we had something to do with the earthquakes in the world."
Link: "I would call it egoseismic thinking."

Egoseismic Thinking by Sir Toby Belch June 13, 2012

thinking grenades

Used by Peter Griffin to aid his thought processes. They are regular grenades that he throws out the window while he is coming up with an idea.

Carter, hand me my thinking grenades!

thinking grenades by eltonjolt May 22, 2006

thinking in loud 

A polite way to tell someone who thinks out loud either too much or too loudly to shut the fuck up.

<Person 1>: I wonder if I should eat food today?
<Person 2>: Are you asking me something?
<Person 1>: No. Just thinking out loud.
<Person 2>: ......
<Person 1>: What should I wear today?
<Person 2>: Are you asking me?
<Person 1>: No I am just talking to myself.
<Person 2>: Well do you mind thinking in loud because you're bothering me.

thinking in loud by Ben Chott November 14, 2011

thinking too much 

a facebook page where people who think too much can gather and feel normal and not feel like the overly analytical person that's unable to socialize properly. silly/quirky/insightful/downright stupid status updates from the moderator (beleived to be a man by the name of kevin vestal) make this one of the best non official pages on facebook. periodic status updates are sure to make you either smile, think, or just shit your pants

I found a good site that accomodates my thinking too much: facebook.com/thinkingtoomuch

thinking too much by sacred florence December 6, 2010

Multi-thinking 

When one thinks about many subjects at once, and is still able to function while making sense. Different to multitasking; because multitasking is doing many things at once but multi-thinking; is thinking about many subjects at once and not necessarily doing something about it.

Writing a saucy danielle steel'esque novel, creating a dali'esque artwork, and coding a zuckerberg'esque program is ravenously depleting my multi-thinking capabilities

Multi-thinking by Big_Mak December 31, 2010