teardrop

the best classification of ass-shape that a white girl can hope for. it's shaped like a teardrop and only looks good in the right pair of pants.

see also: onion

damn that white girl got a onion!

nah son, that's just a teardrop, look at the shape

by knowledge August 27, 2004

Teardrop

the shape that water takes when you cry

Other objects can also look like teardrops

"Kaitlin was sad because her face looked like a teardrop"

by Intrepid jubilation December 2, 2016

teardown

A house purchased to be demolished where the land is used to build a larger, more expensive house. Teardowns are purchased because the land they sit on is worth more without the house.

My parents house in the old neighborhood is worth $600,000 but it would definitely be a teardown.

by Mandingoe January 12, 2008

Twerd

This is the definition of a person who deludes themself into thinking that the story of a Jacob, a big buff hairy dogman, Edward, a skinny pale stoner-looking neck biter and Bella,a deep voiced necropheliac is THE best thing to ever happen in cinematic history.

Twerd: 'Mam I'm a Twerd!'
Mam: 'I shoulda used a latex...'

by Boshellecta. July 19, 2010

Teardrop

One who has only one testicle. The scrotem looks like a teardrop when there is only one marble in the beanbag.

AKA John Kruk

John has a teardrop, wonder what they did with the other ball

by Loose Goose September 3, 2005

Teardrop

When you screw your girlfriend so hard that she actually squirts so much she wets through the top bunk to you bunk buddy below. When he looks up he gets her juices in his eyes and then jumps out of bed and screams.

Mikey jumped out of his bunk with teardrops in his eyes, after I screwed Holly.

by jimmyonjuice April 11, 2010

Teardrop

The universal symbol used in male jewelry to indicate the owner is currently dealing with obsessed women in his life who he wants none of. The jewelery is used as a warning to other brothers out there and as a ploy for the bitches to show he is sorry for the tears he is causing.

Friend 1: "Yo my dude eskay, why are you rockin the teardrop round your neck?"

Eskay: "Son, straight up bitches be crying, Early"

by DafifthV September 4, 2009