Twatter

Twitter from twats. Originally Twitter from Justin Bieber.

You: Hey wasn't that Twitter from Timberlake funny as hell?

Me: Sorry, your highness, I don't follow Twatter.

by Sir Squirrel April 28, 2015

twattention

Giving attention to a woman's twat.

Megan was having a stressful day and needed a little twattention.

by Dr. Balls 3000 August 25, 2011

Twetten

To state an intent, desire or wish in a Twitter post, that another person suffer harm or death.

“He twettened me because he didn’t have the balls to say it to my face.”

by ak4mc January 25, 2011

Sheriff of Twattingham

A situation or individual so extraordinarily twatty that no other term will suffice.

Friend: Dude, did you see that fucking grunt?

You: Yeah, I know. He's the fucking Sheriff of Twattingham

by Jorge Estavez September 20, 2010

Twatter

A word Joe Jonas apparently likes to use.

We don't have twatter or twitter!

by 456548975645632123 April 11, 2009

twatterlock

The act of a female sitting on another male or female's face

I mollywhopped her and in return, she twatterlocked me

by Da Big Rooster April 8, 2010

twatterbox

a stupid woman whose inane conversations go on and on

shut up you fucking twatterbox

by Flatus Maximus May 19, 2010