twattlecock

a complete douche bag that sucks at everything; ie. a giagantic dick who should have been aborted; what hubert farnsforth says in the futurama movie

your a fuckin twattlecock

by phillip jay fry the 94th December 27, 2007

tractable

Easy to control or influence

"Yo that bitch is so tractable if you get her drunk. Sucked me off so easy. By the way that bitch is your kuti ami"

by Shahum Ajmal November 18, 2013

twattle

The minor to the insult of twat, someone not quite as unlikable to deserve that insult.

"Dude, Lindsay is such a twat"
"Nah, Regina George is a twat, she's just a twattle."

by Captain Twattle August 10, 2012

twattledump

The act of a male or female releasing waste from an anus onto a womens genitalia.

Snoop DOGG is totally is going to twattledump snookies vaheezledum.

by I <3 HITLER!!! December 26, 2010

twatalescent

Those asshole kids who are half-way between suck and dick. Often referred to as "pre-teens".

So today my twatalescent rolled her eyes at me and said, "I was gonna walk the dog because it's fun, but its not like I even get paid for it!"

by twatsinaname December 10, 2015

twittle-twattle

Twittle-Twattle noun. tattle, gabble vulgar

Twattle
TWAT'TLE, verb intransitive To prate; to talk much and idly; to gabble; to chatter; as a twattling gossip.

TWAT'TLE, verb transitive To pet; to make much of. Local.

Thanks you twittle-twattler!! Why don't you go twittle on someone else you twattler

by ☆*unSurpassable Imagination*☆ December 22, 2019

swattable

Something or someone that warrants and/or is fun to swat.

Fusu is swattable.
Nathan is not swattable.

by BMPowell August 12, 2008