Twatface

A twat: an insuult used by a female to a male.
A codename used for a person you dont like. can be used for more than one person (eg twatface 2, 3 etc)

ellia: omg twatface just texted me AGAIN!

emma: ben is such an immature freak
sophie: yeah. There goes twatface 2...

by Libbixx January 7, 2010

twatflaps

The kebab-meat flaps of the female hairy axe-wound. Can be used in the singular sense as an insult.

Cor! Look at her twatflaps! You could park a bleedin' Lada Estate in those you could!

Oi, Paul - you're a fuckin' twatflap mate!

by Matt Whalley June 17, 2003

twatface

a term of endearment for a particularly nasty looking female relative

hello aunty jean (twatface)
how are you ? you look well...

by vilstrang eangler December 12, 2007

TwatFarm

Any town in northamptonshire where the 18-24 year olds spend all the money they earn making cardboard boxes or flipping burgers, on fins stupid exhausts, spoilers, wanky dump valves and other parephanalia on their shitty 20 year old mk3 escort.

Kettering is such a twatfarm

by Big L March 13, 2003

twataphyliac

A man or a woman who has an insatiable obsession for female genitalia.

A twataphyliac is someone who has a desire to look at, enjoy, and pleasure a woman's twat.

by Zummy April 19, 2011

twatapotomus

bigger than your average twat; extra twatty

me: she's a twat
him: no, she's a twatapotomus!

by shitfuckdamnhell December 14, 2018

Twatapotopus

Many forms of this word can be used but a generalized meaning of idiot. It reverses itself when calling yourself a twatspotapus changing its meaning to God like.

What a Twatapotopus he can't even spell his name.
I'm a tmTwatapotopus, I dare you too come at me.

by Kjirsty November 2, 2020