Twat? i CUNT hear you i have and EAR-INFUCKTION. i need to go to the DICKtor to get some PENIScillin'
by ASSSSLEY January 6, 2007
Get the twatmug. by inferno42684 July 16, 2009
Get the twatmug. someone who cant think of anything better to write about on twitter other than "i had a nice latte" or "i like eggs"
by squishbix June 17, 2009
Get the twatmug. 1. vagina, pussy, fuckhole, finger hut, fish taco, cockpit, or what ever you want to call it.
2. An offensive word to call someone.
3. The War Against Terrorism.
2. An offensive word to call someone.
3. The War Against Terrorism.
by UsualSuspectXXX October 31, 2007
Get the twatmug. a) a fanny, or vagina, in British English
b) American English, an offensive term 4 a non pragmatic, non rational male who use his phallic organ to think things through instead of using his thinking cap
b) American English, an offensive term 4 a non pragmatic, non rational male who use his phallic organ to think things through instead of using his thinking cap
by Sexydimma May 9, 2015
Get the twatmug. by paez January 6, 2007
Get the twatmug. Attractive stewardess: Good afternoon, would you care for some T.W.A. coffee?
Male passenger: No thanks, but I'd love a taste of your T.W.A. tea. *winks*
Male passenger: No thanks, but I'd love a taste of your T.W.A. tea. *winks*
by vagitarian January 6, 2007
Get the twatmug.