twat

twat is also used in place of the word "what?" in come cases...

Twat? i CUNT hear you i have and EAR-INFUCKTION. i need to go to the DICKtor to get some PENIScillin'

by ASSSSLEY January 6, 2007

twat

an evil vagina

that twat ate all my fluff!

that twat gave me herpes!

by inferno42684 July 16, 2009

twat

someone who cant think of anything better to write about on twitter other than "i had a nice latte" or "i like eggs"

bob: tom was tweeting about his latte this arvo.
gary: gee, what a twat.

by squishbix June 17, 2009

twat

1. vagina, pussy, fuckhole, finger hut, fish taco, cockpit, or what ever you want to call it.
2. An offensive word to call someone.
3. The War Against Terrorism.

1. You have a very nice twat there!
2. Hey, twat, come here!
3. We have a twat running TWAT!!!

by UsualSuspectXXX October 31, 2007

twat

a) a fanny, or vagina, in British English

b) American English, an offensive term 4 a non pragmatic, non rational male who use his phallic organ to think things through instead of using his thinking cap

if you are a male twat, definition b), you have a problem, and a serious one

by Sexydimma May 9, 2015

twat

female sexual organ or punch on nose

"im going to twat you round the head with a frying pan" or "let me lick your twat"

by paez January 6, 2007

twat

Short for Trans World Airlines Tea...the official tea that was served on this now defunct airline.

Attractive stewardess: Good afternoon, would you care for some T.W.A. coffee?

Male passenger: No thanks, but I'd love a taste of your T.W.A. tea. *winks*

by vagitarian January 6, 2007