Turtletaub

Noun: A very intense moment, likened to a revelation or epiphany. A Turtletaub must be a surprise - there is no such thing as a pre-meditated "'taubing." Can be very emotional and require the use of tissues, TP, or other absorbent devices for salty discharges.

Pronunciation key: Tur-til Tob

When experiencing highly intense moments involving the senses (i.e. disgusting flatulence) it would not be uncommon to hear "I've been Turtletaubed!"

by A. Taub March 9, 2008

Turtletight

Very tight vagina.

Damn she was turtletight, and that shit is waterproof.

by BabyD3313 July 30, 2018

Turtlebomb

To deficate upon a person from a distance of one story up or higher.

Tim, "Is that an ass hanging out that 3rd story window?"

Bill, "LOOK OUT! It's a Turtlebomb!"

by Washudoin January 21, 2009

turtlecorn

a turtle with a unicorn horn.

there goes a turtlecorn

by mattie mayhem July 21, 2006

turtleitis

When your penis has major shrinkage, due to cold water, weather or anything else cold.

Brrr! got a wicked case of turtleitis, this pool is too cold!

by aries:) March 5, 2010

turtleboss

1. Nickname given to one who is a master of the penis...ie a homo
2. Bad ass Contra III stage boss who got his shit ruined

Damn, my roomate Sherman is such a turtleboss, the other day i walked in on him sucking some guy off, how shitty.

by Howard Mallory October 5, 2003

Turtlehooping

A turtlehoop is similar to an ICE, or Illegal Cornhole Entry. The first known case of a Turtlehooping was reported back in 1897 in Brantley County, Georgia. Apparently John McPants had let his cow Flyhands graze on his neighbors pasteur. Upon hearing this, the neighbor forced McPants into a fetal position and forced a fragment of a turtle shell into his anus. To this day Turtlehooping is used to punish criminals in Brantley County and the surrounding areas..

I hereby sentence you to one Turtlehooping, meaning 3 pieces of turtle shell will be forced up your anus..

by John Remus December 7, 2004