butthole turbulence

The act of having the most violent shits. So violent that you literally feel that your diarrhea will propel you to 10,000 Ft above sea level.

"I got arrested for flying in a restricted air space. That's how bad the butthole turbulence was."

by sasquatchordie June 17, 2013

Turdulence

The discomfort that occurs due to an inability to pass flatus on a flight.

Just got in from London and man, due I have some turdulence.

by Riley finn January 17, 2015

turdbulance

1: When farting... you get more then fart. some turn ie feces or diarrhea.
2: when farting you actually feel the wind from it.

Lisa: Jumps up to run towards the bathroom.
Sam: What? where you going in such a hurry?
Lisa: Just experienced some "fart Turdbulance".

Sam LOL almost shits himself laughing.

Sam: What was that breeze I just felt?
Lisa: Laughing in embarrassment.

Sam: Turdbulence?

Lisa "yep!

by The.Sniper December 5, 2016

Unexpected Turdulence

Encountering a surprise during anal sex, which causes the flight to become bumpy or possibly even necessitates an emergency landing...

It was the fuck of my lifetime until unexpected turdulence ended the evening.

by vonstrosity September 8, 2016

turbulence

when a guy has a bad experience on the flight to boston. ie girl uses teeth or does not finish.

no way man there was crazy turbulence on my flight to boston

by C QUAD September 25, 2010

Turdulence

A localised flux in the atmosphere accompanied by a horrendous stench. Sometimes found with chunks.

Looks like you ran into some turdulence

by Scibby January 31, 2008

Turdulence

Word associated with the initial shockwaves involved during the process of passing wind.
Made up by several factors... smell, vibration, victim reaction, stink longevity and effective radius.

That fart had some Turdulence mate! well in.

by DeV1Se October 17, 2006