Turdabout

The spontaneous journey of an aussie through the wilderness of an unknown place, with the horrible craving for a clean toilette to release the massive turd that pushes to get out.

-Did you enjoy the visit to the Royal Gardens mate?
-That was a fucking turdabout for two hours man!

by Halevi January 29, 2015

tan tuddy

Jamaican for Stand/Balance Steady.

Dawg, di gyal can tan tuddy pon buddy!!

by Qwinty June 21, 2018

tuddle

to cuddle with more meaning

we tuddled last night

by turbopants November 20, 2006

Turdacity

To be rude, in an overwhelmingly turdish way. Reckless with a fecal overtone. Similar to audacity, but with turd.

"I cannot believe you had the Turdacity to take the last bathroom stall, you filthy cornhole monger"

by Mulba4ever March 15, 2009

Turdacadabra

When you defecate, and you wish to see what you have excreted, but your turd is nowhere to be seen - the turd has pulled a 'turdacadabra' on you

Dude, I've been turdacadabra'd so many times recently! It's starting to get on my nerves!

by ben7777777 March 14, 2011

Teddable

An adjective describing a person that is fanastic like a teddy bear.

That guy is so teddable, yum!

by JoAntonio&Stine April 13, 2014

Turdakaine

The largest of shit storms a turdikane can be known to destroy whole bussiness,classrooms, offices and lives. The turdikane is often predicted using dumplar radar and forcasted by crapuweather

The turdakaine wiped out all of COMM 240. Rendering the room silent.

by ddeckchair May 3, 2010