Tooth Paste Tubing

The male act of taking the index finger and thumb placed at the base of the penis. The male then goes from base to head increasing pressure towards the tip. This act will get the remaining cum from the penis after ejaculation. The remaining ejaculate will ooze on finger and is to be slung on your partner.

I tooth paste tubing my old lady after blowing my load.

by Todd Finger September 6, 2011

noob tubing fag

One on call of duty mw2 which uses a grenade launcher. Usually they'll have this for perks: One man army, danger close, and commando. The noob tubing fag is very annoying and the only way to get rid of him is to do the same thing.

A player: OMFG noob tubing fag fucking cunt licker get a life

Noob tubing fag: HAHA u got owned by my grenade launcher.

by a real smart guy August 15, 2010

tubie

A child fed via a tube. These are surgically placed tubes due to feeding or swallowing issues and are absolutely medically necessary. Without these tubes, many children would literally starve to death. Feeding tubes can be in the form of a gastrostomy, called a G-tube, a jejunostomy, called a J-tube, or a combination of the two, which is referred to as a GJ-tube.

Sometimes kiddos that are fed via long term nasogastric tubes, or NG-Tubes, are also referred to as tubies.
#Tubie #TubieKids #FeedingTubeAwareness

My daughter Jade is a tubie. She is fed through a g-tube and she calls it her belly button!

by PrayersforJade February 23, 2017

Danish tubing

The act of male masturbation wherein a rod or wire is inserted into the urethra and heated with a torch or small flame to stimulate the prostate.

Jeez, my dick hurts. I better cut down on the Danish Tubing.

by AloePants June 6, 2016

tubish

To beat someone with a sack of cockroaches when they cause R rated movies to be edited.

"I'm such a trouble maker. You should tubish me."

by K April 26, 2005

tubing the yoobs

To watch many youtubes

In particular as a legitimate sport or hobby

I was 'tubing the yoobs last night and found this hilarious cat video

by Jsvaioop December 12, 2010

Tubitois

When you see a group of 3 or more bald people riding there tricycle, this is known as Tubitois

Scroonch: Is that Tubitois I see?
Scrooch: You are seeing correctly

by Scrooch January 3, 2019