taberculosis

having an excessive amount of tabs open on an internet browser.

Dude, why do you have 20 tabs open? I think you might have taberculosis...

by itchycolt May 18, 2017

Puberculosis

It is a condition that results from over-shaving the pubis as frequently as every hour on the hour.

Donna is addicted so much pubic shaving that she has developed Puberculosis now.

by Verbus January 2, 2012

tuberculousis freak show

When someone with TB fucks a leper and they have children who could be admitted to a freak show.

"Sally had a tuberculousis freak show!"

by RYANS FAT ASS by SA February 13, 2009

tuberculosisville

1. A word that describes the restaurant Taco Bell. The abbreviation for Taco Bell is TB referring to the serious medical condition known as tuberculosis. For when you consume an item from Taco Bell the symptoms from the food will mirror the horrors found in the symptoms of tuberculosis.

"Hey you wanna grab something from tuberculosisville?"

"Naw man, I don't wanna hang off the toilet bowl all night?"

by JR McGillicuddy September 9, 2011

taberculosis

Someone who is on the tab with more than one person.

He must have caught taberculosis cuz he owes money to a few people.

by Qfizzzy^Kpop February 28, 2021

Tuberclosis

Tuberculosis (TB) is an infectious disease that most often affects the lungs and is caused by a type of bacteria. It spreads through the air when infected people cough, sneeze or spit. Tuberculosis is preventable and curable. About a quarter of the global population is estimated to have been infected with TB bacteria

OH NO, I HAVE TUBERCLOSIS

by Faizisamemewhoisfaiz January 2, 2024

Tomberculosis

An acute condition affecting overzealous Tom Brady fans. Symptoms may include: Insisting on injecting obscure facts about Tom Brady or The New England Patriots into unrelated conversations, living day to day with delusional episodes centered around fantasies involving Tom Brady (such as being alone with Tom on a remote desert island, or sniffing his socks), and aggressively defending Tom Brady's legacy even when their audience is uninterested.

No known cure for the condition and it is recommended that the afflicted be quarantined in Southeastern Massachusetts to live out their lives and not bother the rest of us. Current medical studies have produced limited evidence suggesting that if The Patriots lose enough consecutive Superbowls the disease returns to a dormant state indefinitely.

Hey man, I took that girl I met online out on a date last night. I tried talking to her but all she did was go on about Tom Brady and how "awesome" he is the entire night. I think she has Tomberculosis. I hope I didn't catch it too.

by Sir-HC February 9, 2019