blue veined tube steak 

Medium to large erect penis

Tina: Gosh Darren, your blue veined tube steak sure looks tasty. Can you put it in my mouth please

Darren: ok

blue veined tube steak by Mean-as Dude February 10, 2018

milk the tube steak 

To touch one's self unnecessarily in genital area. Also known as jerkin' off, or chokin' the chicken.

Jesse loves to milk the tube steak day after day.

Lindsay will help Jesse milk his tube steak.

milk the tube steak by James The Big Cocked Man February 24, 2009

albino tube steak 

White penis

I bent my black girlfriend over and gave her some albino tube steak.

albino tube steak by T9xbeatngu February 2, 2018

Steak de la tube 

A fine French cuisine involving a mans penis and white sauce, prefect for the ladies.

She ordered the “Steak de la tube” last night and came along a mistake known as my daughter.

Steak de la tube by meat beat mania man August 30, 2020

Tubesteak Shuffle 

Sexual Intercourse; To throw your salami into a hopefully acceptable orifice.

Friend 1: Hey look at that hot chick over at the bar.

Friend 2: That's easy money man. I gave her the tubesteak shuffle last week.

Tubesteak Shuffle by TastesLikeLemons57 June 16, 2010

TubeSteak 

A curious food of variable sizes whose owner is always looking to feed it to someone else. Found both domestically and abroad, this delicacy is commonly served with a robust white sauce.
Bon apetite.

My woman was getting hungry one night, so I threw down the tubesteak. I can't believe she ate the whole thing! We're so very proud.

TubeSteak by AnalSpittoon December 22, 2004

Tubesteak Sandwich 

A guy's dick (tubesteak) in either a broad's mouth (cheeks act as buns) or between her ass-cheeks (cheeks again act as buns)

Lisa does not like sandwiches, unless it’s a tubesteak sandwich!

Tubesteak Sandwich by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2009