Trying for a baby

The socially acceptable way of saying “my husband is doing big fat cums in my pussy”

My sister: Craig and I have been trying for a baby!
My mom: oh how wonderful sweetie!

All I heard: “my husband has been doing big fat cums in my pussy”

by Fuck your chicken strips March 19, 2019

Tired Of Trying

The feeling of exhaustion one gets after prolonged duration in a difficult relationshhip.

After years of wondering where you go and what you do while you tell me there is no one else I have to say I am Tired of Trying.

by THE REAL JULIA March 23, 2007

ugly bitch trying to look pretty

Something fun to laugh at. Usually found in raves, parties, and clubs, it is a girl with a face like the ass of a horse with a body to match, yet she is clad in provocative clothing and is slathered with tons of makeup with her hair done and manicures. Her look is often accompanied by garlands of expensive jewelry and she usually smells strongly of designer perfume.

You know you are looking at an ugly bitch trying to look pretty when you see a humanoid hippo-chimpanzee hybrid dressed in an off-the-shoulder J.Lo top that is tied up to reveal her hairy stomach and linty outie, a skin-tight leather micromini small enough to be a belt, and thigh-high 7" tall boots. Her face is often encrusted with a layer of makeup that fails to conceal the yellow-white tops of her dime-sized acne. Behavior includes, flirting, strutting "sexily," blowing kisses and batting eyelashes.

Guy: Look at that ugly bitch trying to look pretty!
Other Guy: Does she seriously think that see-through blouse if going to fool anyone?
Guy: *Barfs*

by IluvB123 March 3, 2005

trying to find myself

A phrase spoken by someone who wants out of a relationship and trying to learn more about themselves. They usually try to find themselves in the beds of as many people as they can sleep with. Slut is in the phrase. The only thing missing is U.

Girl: I am just trying to find myself.
Guy: By fucking Bob, Steve, Larry, Andrew, John, Tyler, Tyrone ................... and Alisha

by Varnell October 31, 2006

Trying To Get The Sky Pregnant

Verb; For a gentleman, engaging in a vigorous act of self-love.

Bob: "Girlfriend round tonight mate?"

Trevor: "Nah, bruv...she's up on blocks. I think I'll be Trying To Get The Sky Pregnant for the next few days."

Bob: "Tough break, mate...I know how you feel."

Trevor: "Ian Beale!"

Both: "'Eeeeey!"

by Tod316UK March 8, 2011

I'm trying to clap

To fuck a mate

Bra I'm trying to clap Amari but she be playing

by Jorrdan McCray January 12, 2017

This is me trying character

Based on the song “this is me trying” by Taylor Swift it means somebody that has poor mental health and many set backs but continues to keep trying only to be met with more negative outcomes. The this is me trying character is often someone who feels like a liability.

example tv characters are:
Rue Bennett from Euphoria

Connell Waldron from Normal People

Nadine Franklin from Edge of Seventeen

I am definitely the this is me trying character

by Alltootay March 2, 2022