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Trumpstraction 

The act of creating or dramatizing fake news or events to distract from real problems plaguing you or your life. The Donald, Donald Trump, make America great again, The Apprentice, Trumper, Trumpspeak, The President, Trump army
The CEO of the company leaked a story about the FBI boss threatening him to distract from the fact he was engaging in money laundering. He used the old Trumpstraction.
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trumpster diving 

Digging up dirt and trashing political opponents. Sinking to the lowest depths in political dialog.
I will no go trumpster diving to win an election.
trumpster diving by Shewfly April 30, 2016

Trumpeter Mom 

Trumpeter Mom - A mother (parent) of a small child who praises that child in an unnecessarily public way in a thinly veiled attempt to signal her own virtue as a mother. This is usually done in a loud or “trumpeted” voice especially in close quarters, like an elevator or waiting room.
While I rode the elevator to the top floor of the bank building, I could not help over hear the Trumpeter Mom as she told her five year old son: “Johnny, I am so proud of you for donating all your toys to the orphanage while you were visiting those Tibetan Monks while on your recess. You are far less selfish than your friends who simply play at recess.
Trumpeter Mom by RMSLO November 14, 2019

Trumpaster 

When an individual causes bad things to happen. Just a pun of disaster.
The economy is a full fledged Trumpaster
Trumpaster by Gamer bread June 1, 2020

Trumpster Fire 

𝘯𝘰𝘶𝘯 AMERICAN
𝘪𝘯𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘮𝘢𝘭
when an utterly calamitous or mismanaged situation or occurrence is made worse by poor decisions
"Mobilizing the military to deal with peaceful demonstrations fueled the Trumpster fire"

TRUMPSESSION 

Having an anti-Trump obsession. Constant daily posts or rants about how much you don't like him. An obsession far greater than any Trump supporter. The worst obsession to have; to obsses about something you hate.
Those crazy liberals have a Trumpsession and just can't stop talking about him.
TRUMPSESSION by MuddyRootsMan December 1, 2017

TrumpsterFuck

How President Trump just Fucked the world with his lies about the COVID-19 and is killing people world-wide.
Well we just got TrumpsterFucked.
TrumpsterFuck by hugedongus April 4, 2020