puppy trumpet 

When you place your entire mouth over the nose of another living being, such as a dog or a human female, and blow into it.

I was too nervous to kiss her at the end of the date, so I gave her a puppy trumpet instead.

puppy trumpet by wendigodude January 26, 2018

trumpette 

These are normally obese, tattooed, uneducated baby makers that drive beat up '92 Pontiacs and date hairy backed dotards. They voted for trump because their dotard boyfriends have 'struction jobs and told them to. All of their kids have different last names and their asses are the size of Delaware. Some of them smoke mile long Benson and Hedges and hang out at the local watering hole while their kids tear up their government subsidized housing.

That trumpette really looks like an old whore doesn't she? I'll bet she has a big gizmo.

trumpette by Master of The Factory August 8, 2018

Trumper Thumper 

Someone who really likes Donald Trump, They have shrines of him, know all his personal information, and will fiercely defend him in every shape or form, even if they sound out of their minds

Davis: Who do you guys want for president? I want John Kasich
John: Ima cruse with Cruz
Aaron: Im-a-Cuban so Rubio
Liam: i dunno... Hilary Bush... Washington, oh Clinton
Elliott: I want Sanders, did I mention I drive a Toyota Prius

Wyatt: I WANT TRUMP, HE'S GOOD, COOL AND I WANT TO SLEEP WITH HIM! WALLS WALLS WALLS
Davis, John, Liam, Arron, and Elliott: o_O Trumper Thumper?

Trumper Thumper by BlenderThatBlendsThings July 28, 2016

Booty trumpet 

A term meaning to pass gas. Coined by Michael Kyle (Damon Wayans) on the sitcom "My Wife and Kids".

Guy: Oh, man! What stinks?!
Guy #2: Sorry about that, dude; I just played the booty trumpet by accident.

Booty trumpet by T.L. Hughes September 14, 2010

Meat Trumpet 

A large penis
A male organ

Coach eli a.k.a Elias Melas is certified to play the meat trumpet.

Elias Melas is known as the Redwood City Meat Trumpet Legend

Meat Trumpet by Elias Dimitri Melas December 27, 2020

trumpeter's lips 

When the anal sphincter is puckered and slightly open due to a state of extreme fear, resembling a trumpeter's lips

It was a bleak winter's day on the somme, rifle in hand and with the trumpeter's lips Rupert knew he would be going over the top today and meet his demise on foreign soil

trumpeter's lips by Loopydave December 1, 2018

Mother Trumper 

Expletive used when a person has screwed up royally and can't recover from the embarrassment.

Phrase used when you fuck yourself up beyond comprehension.

Phrase to describe the horror of complete embarrassment.

Mother Trumper ! I just accidentally sent a sext message to my sister!

Mother Trumper by Flanitty October 16, 2016