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tata-toothy

alternate term for "Baba-booey", Gary Dell'Abate's character on the Howard Stern Show. Named such for his enormous green teeth
Tata-toothy has big green teeth. Yeh boss!
by tata-toothy August 14, 2008
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slicker than cum on a gold tooth

The slickest of all road conditions. Approximately five times slicker than snot, four times slicker than snot on a door knob, three times slicker than owl shit, and twice as slick as greased owl shit.
I asked George how slick the roads were and he said they were slicker than cum on a gold tooth, so I stayed home.
by Cannon, Inc. August 3, 2016
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Toothpaste Mutiny

What happens when you've just placed toothpaste on your toothbrush, you get distracted by something in another room, and it falls off into the sink.
I had just put the paste on my brush when my roommate grabbed my attention, and right before he finished speaking, I heard a splat. The toothpaste I had just put on my brush had decided it didn't want to go in my mouth, so it committed Toothpaste Mutiny.
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tijuana tooth pull

Tiing a rope to a guys balls attatching it to a door and slamming the door.
"You ruined my Tijuana tooth pull" (as stated it the tv show blue mountain state
by tjwingnut January 19, 2010
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toothbat

Toothbat is a weapon.

Purple haired Twinks make their enemies drink cum them take their rotten teeth and glue them to a baseball bat to kill their boyfriends.

Fuck you.
Hit me with your toothbat. Ya, you know I’d like that.
by Toothbat March 12, 2019
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The Tooth

A purported "chef" with "three decades of experience", but manages to fuck up the tasks that even the Kitchen Hand can successfully complete.

The Tooth inhabits this world in the vague shape of a middled aged alcoholic, but distinguishes himself by brandishing his last remaining chomper square in the middle of his upper gum. The Tooth, with his single remaining, yellowed, jagged, decaying fang, infects the workplace with incompetence, stagnation, and causes homicidal ideation among its colleagues. The Tooth is the literal embodiment of incompetence, substance abuse, and failure.

The Tooth, due to a lifetime of imbibing Goon Sacks and twisting mad pipes, has sufficiently lowered his IQ to qualify for the disability pension. Despite this, however, driven by goon and meltdowns, prepossess a biological imperative that compels him to fuck up life for all those that work in a kitchen.
Example 1

Apprentice: Chef, may I have feed back on my Coleslaw?

Chef: You toothed you coleslaw with too much onion.

Example 2:

Chef: This balsamic dressing doesn't have any balsamic vinegar! Who did this!

Apprentice: I was off yesterday. It must have been The Tooth.
by The_Schnoz May 1, 2023
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tooth hurty

Peter planned to go to the dentist at tooth hurty.
by sheila in the car March 14, 2010
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