Troglodyte Salad

A build up of miscellaneous dingleberries, typically found around the anus.

After days of improper hygiene, John had Troglodyte Salad stuck in his ass hairs.

by One Two February 6, 2008

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Troffy

The cutest and hottest ship out there between Chris 'Trottimus' Trott and Alex 'Alsmiffy' Smith of Hatfilms (a trio of gamers on YouTube).

Person 1: Hey, do you like Troffy?

Person 2: Troffy is love, Troffy is life.....

by A-trott-ymous April 24, 2016

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A person, typically male and characterized by a low IQ, obsession with sports and a macho or jockish demeanor. The typical ESPN Troglodyte feels an almost primal need to watch hopelessly repetitive ESPN offerings such as Sportscenter. These people subscribe to the ESPN orthodoxy that any and all material displayed on ESPN with the exception of watching an actual game in progress is supremely relevant. These people tend not to understand that most of this material is in effect filler used to fill the void between tidbits of potentially interesting professional sport related news. Any unexpected break in viewing (for instance, changing the channel or momentarily blocking the screen by walking between it and the viewer) will cause the ESPN Troglodyte great discomfort and on occasion will cause the ESPN Troglodyte to lash out verbally or physically.

I went to the gym today, All three TVs were showing Sportscenter. I decided to protect my mind from being turned to mush by changing one to the Science Channel. As soon as I did an ESPN Troglodyte began heaping his abuse on me demanding that I change it back. WTF?

by uuth October 22, 2010

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niggas be triflin

When niggas be scammin, cheatin, or lyin to get dat money

niggas man, niggas. Niggas be triflin

by Niggas Be Triflin' November 18, 2019

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Bitches be Trifling

Said in response to news of bitches being shady, of ill or ulterior motives, conceded, cheaters, liars, ect.

that type shit.

Dude 1: dog Courtney slid in my DM's and asked for dick last night
Dude 2: wait I thought she was with Brian??
Dude 1: skkkssks
dude 2: bruHHHh lmfaoo bitches really fucking be trifling out here

Brain: hey man.. i just found out Courtney cheated on me
David: dammmnnnn the fuck, with who
Brain: Dude 1, of all fucking people.
David: Damn thats fucked. bitches be trifling.

by Thot-Hunter May 25, 2019

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