trollshit ( n ) 1. Posts, comments, or inaccurate information, made on social media, designed to start arguments, offend someone, or be aggressively contrary and/or misleading; oftentimes designed to incite negative responses towards their author, in order to imply victimization and justify subsequent retaliatory remarks.
I try to never have a political discussion on Facebook, because all it does is bring out all the whackos spouting off all their political trollshit.
That guy isn't trying to have a discussion, he's just talking trollshit to start an argument.
That guy isn't trying to have a discussion, he's just talking trollshit to start an argument.
by TapperC April 14, 2016
Get the trollshit mug.A medical condition in which small, nefarious trolls inhabit the body and attack major organs using knives, daggers or other forms of cutlery. If left untreated, Tiny Trolls will multiply and progress to all major organs — ultimately ending in death to the host. Early warning signs for a case of Tiny Trolls include bloating, sedentary discomfort and finally, the sounds of faint, gleeful laughter from the abdomen as the trolls stab the host’s organs with delight. Major risk factors for contracting Tiny Trolls include poor diet and lifestyle choices — so far, there is no genetic link to the condition. The only known treatment for Tiny Trolls is for the host to announce out loud that they have Tiny Trolls and to curl up into the fetal position until symptoms cease.
“Roger isn’t coming to the company picnic today...he has a bad case of Tiny Trolls”
“Don’t eat Angela’s Christmas ham... although delicious, it gave me a horrible case of Tiny Trolls last year”
“Did you hear? Todd is dead. It was a bad case of Tiny Trolls... ”
“Don’t eat Angela’s Christmas ham... although delicious, it gave me a horrible case of Tiny Trolls last year”
“Did you hear? Todd is dead. It was a bad case of Tiny Trolls... ”
by CRUMB Phillips February 19, 2021
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The card that users pulls on another party in an online forum or chatroom when they're quiet after a massive argument has taken place in an effort to talk them down or to blackmail the other users into not accepting and to defame the other opposing party but don't really talk about anything else other then the opposing party.
User A: Damn you!
User B: Damn you too!
User A: ...
User B: ...
User A: Life is great!
User B: ...
User A: You see folks, ignore the trolls and they be bored and find something else to do!
User B: Oh, he pulled the 'Ignore the Trolls Card' on me! I was just minding my own business, that's really unfair, I had to answer my doorbell!
User B: Damn you too!
User A: ...
User B: ...
User A: Life is great!
User B: ...
User A: You see folks, ignore the trolls and they be bored and find something else to do!
User B: Oh, he pulled the 'Ignore the Trolls Card' on me! I was just minding my own business, that's really unfair, I had to answer my doorbell!
by I_am_a_loser September 20, 2013
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Get the Trolls 2 mug.A discord server that 'claims' to be for feminism but is actually just a bunch of idiots that think all men should die, animal crossing is as bad as hitler (they did actually say that) and it's ok to be racist.
by Joe Smith 2nd February 15, 2023
Get the Feminists against trolls mug.The best way to deal with a troll is to not feed it. That's why the trolls' dilemma exists.
It is basically an insistence on the person being addressed (or group addressed) to respond or be considered defeated.
The urge to not have a default to defeat is strong for many, and so the trolls' dilemma may easily get a response.
This is the dilemma, though. To respond, the troll wins, but to not respond, the troll scores an arbitrary and often false 'victory'.
It is often used as a last resort once the troll has been exposed, or as a strong opening bait to hook the victims early.
It is basically an insistence on the person being addressed (or group addressed) to respond or be considered defeated.
The urge to not have a default to defeat is strong for many, and so the trolls' dilemma may easily get a response.
This is the dilemma, though. To respond, the troll wins, but to not respond, the troll scores an arbitrary and often false 'victory'.
It is often used as a last resort once the troll has been exposed, or as a strong opening bait to hook the victims early.
"You all know deep in your hearts that there are secret alien organizations in our governments working against us all. You won't answer me, though, because you know it's true. You're afraid."
-- This is merely one way of using The Trolls' Dilemma.
-- This is merely one way of using The Trolls' Dilemma.
by Groppal February 22, 2009
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Portmanteau of "troll" and "-ski" (Russian suffix adjectival suffix).
Portmanteau of "troll" and "-ski" (Russian suffix adjectival suffix).
by Fu21 November 18, 2014
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