A premise of connected bullshit online advertisements that claim to give you things you simply can't have, for a simple monthly fee along with your personal information, which undoubtedly transmits through a secure, non virus-contaminated internet connection that's not being patrolled 24/7 by identity thieves. They offer things like bigger penises and slimmer waistlines because they want to make an offer no one's ever thought of before!
Husband: "Honey - I saw this add on the internet about a penis enlargement, and look what it did for m -" SPPLATTT!
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When you kill a wife beater, a burglar and a pedophile all in one night. A feat which will be forever known as the “Kenosha Hat Trick”
Guy 1 “Dude, I scored three times last night in Kenosha”
Guy 2 “ what do you mean? At the bar?“
Guy 1 “ I killed a pedophile, a burglar and a wife beater”
Guy 2 “ oh, so it’s a Kenosha Hat Trick”
Guy 1 “ justice was served“
Guy 2 “ what do you mean? At the bar?“
Guy 1 “ I killed a pedophile, a burglar and a wife beater”
Guy 2 “ oh, so it’s a Kenosha Hat Trick”
Guy 1 “ justice was served“
by Buck Fo Jiden November 19, 2021
Get the Kenosha Hat Trick mug.Suddenly I realized, Oh my God, he's using the alphabet trick on me! That's when I slapped his ass and yelled, THAT'S RIGHT, SPELL MY NAME, BITCH!
by purplefeltangel April 14, 2006
Get the alphabet trick mug.A particularly useless person whose attempts to contribute in a group effort often hinders or doesn't contribute to the success of the group; ball-trackers fake work to get credit or to avoid of the consequences of doing nothing; originated as a pinball term when there are three people who all want to participate (one right flipper, one left, one ball-tracker who follows the ball with his finger)
"I'll be right flipper, James you're left, and Jacob, if you really wanna play you can be ball-tracker."
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by SoQueenMichelle December 19, 2021
Get the Trifling Trick Ass Bitch Nigga mug.In ice hockey, achieving the feat of scoring a goal, scoring on ones own goal, and suffering a debilitating injury all in the same game. Named after the first and only player to do so. Often joked about in beer league games but never accomplished.
He had a sweet goal but knocked the puck into his own net on the next play. All he needs now is to break his leg and he'll have a Kevin Palmer Hat-Trick.
by Dielawn13 January 12, 2015
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